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Song Parodies -> "Fat Boys"

Original Song Title:

"Bad boys"

Original Performer:

Inner Circle

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Boys"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Fat boys, fat boys,
Watch-a wat-chu chew, wher-ya goin' to with that gumbo stew?
Fat boys, fat boys,
Cock-a-doodle-doo, stop at KFC for a tub or two.

Since you were eight,
You've been over weight.
Eat like a mule but yo ass don't get half full,
So why you snacking with a steady drool?
It's your weak spot; you must refuel.

Fat boys, fat boys,
Goin' to the zoo, the wild game here is not to eat but view.
Fat boys, fat boys,
Coo-chee coo-chee-coo you were the fattest kid in the ICU.

A chuck roast cooked well done,
A chuck steak just for fun,
You choke down another and,
You chug another lager,
You suck it down another then,
You up chuck on your sister,
Blow chunks yo fat one just don't up-a-chuck on me.

Somebody now give you some cake,
Grease yo chin on some steak,
Shoulder ham good with a shake,
Now eatin' yo chicken there broiled and baked.

Why are you such an eatin' machine and yo,
You eat crewman beans, corn and another with,
A love for the lager convections come and convectios go.

You know yum times goin' give ya a throw,
And so yum times land you on skid row.

Fat boy, fat boys!

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Pat - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Somebody's on a roll today. Or eating one. :D
Johnny D - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hey everybody - know the theme to "COPS"? "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you" ? Well, check out this parody by Guy! LOL ! 555!

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