Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Hewmon, Hewmon"

Original Song Title:

"Woman, Woman"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett and The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Hewmon, Hewmon"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Some Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

ROA 94 Females and finances don't mix.

ROA 139 Wives serve. Brothers inherit.

ROA 255 A wife is a luxury...a smart accountant a necessity.
Hewmon oh hewmon.
Life once was sweet at deep space nine, deep space nine.
Something's wrong with Nagus,
Cause his lat'num was his pride.
And we're afraid it's lobe jobs on his mind.
Seems lately with his lobes blue, he just can't get satisfied.

Hewmon oh hewmon.
Check out ROA one three nine, one three nine.
It's sick the way males look at her,
They 'THINK' when they don't see.
It's those skirts that make them think she bumps and grinds.
And it's knowing that he's clothed her back,
That's really spilling pee.

Hewmon oh hewmon
She's got competing on her mind, on her mind.
A female with that naked look,
Has nothing there to prove,
And a male can leave the fantasy behind.
We fear we're gonna pay it,
With those clothes all over you.

Hewmon oh hewmon.
We feel like beating his behind.
Hewmon oh hewmon.
This is defeating to our kind.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
44th Rule, Guy: Never confuse wisdom with luck. LOL
Rice Cube - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Holy crap! We have a nerd alert! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1012