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Song Parodies -> "Hewmon, Hewmon"

Original Song Title:

"Woman, Woman"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett and The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Hewmon, Hewmon"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Some Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

ROA 94 Females and finances don't mix.

ROA 139 Wives serve. Brothers inherit.

ROA 255 A wife is a luxury...a smart accountant a necessity.
Hewmon oh hewmon.
Life once was sweet at deep space nine, deep space nine.
Something's wrong with Nagus,
Cause his lat'num was his pride.
And we're afraid it's lobe jobs on his mind.
Seems lately with his lobes blue, he just can't get satisfied.

Hewmon oh hewmon.
Check out ROA one three nine, one three nine.
It's sick the way males look at her,
They 'THINK' when they don't see.
It's those skirts that make them think she bumps and grinds.
And it's knowing that he's clothed her back,
That's really spilling pee.

Hewmon oh hewmon
She's got competing on her mind, on her mind.
A female with that naked look,
Has nothing there to prove,
And a male can leave the fantasy behind.
We fear we're gonna pay it,
With those clothes all over you.

Hewmon oh hewmon.
We feel like beating his behind.
Hewmon oh hewmon.
This is defeating to our kind.

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Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
44th Rule, Guy: Never confuse wisdom with luck. LOL
Rice Cube - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Holy crap! We have a nerd alert! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

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