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Song Parodies -> "Want To Know You're Usin' Secret"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Know A Secret?"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Want To Know You're Usin' Secret"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

You'll never know how much you smell like a zoo,
You'll never know how much my nostrils flare.

Wishin',
You'd buy yourself some Secret,
It would help you not to smell, Whoa oh, oh.

Grosser,
I can smell you through my ear,
Really wish you'd scrub your rear,
Smell worse than a loo.


Listen,
Want to know you're usin' Secret,
I don't like the way you smell, Whoa oh, oh.

Hoser,
Please do not get really near,
'Cause you make my eyeballs tear,
Smell like Bundy's shoe.


I'm feeling piqued from the smell of you,
Up in my nose, smells like pooh.

Wishin',
You'd buy yourself some Secret,
It would help you not to smell, Whoa oh, oh.

Grosser,
I can smell you through my ear,
Really wish you'd scrub your rear,
Smell worse than a loo.

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Adagio - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job! 5's
Rick D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Made me laugh. I read a book called "The Jingle Jungle" about what it takes to get into the field of advertising music. (Which many of us here could probably do) It was the most depressing and discouraging tome since "Star Maker Machinery". The field is so restrictive and "clique-ish" that only the well-connected may enter. So keep on bashing those products, my friend. We'll show 'em who can really smell. Er, sell!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice Job Guy! Very Imaginative:-) 5's from us.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice Job Guy! Very Imaginative:-) 5's from us.
Diva - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Wonderfuly fun!
Guy - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't usually do Beatles songs but I heard this one on the radio and said, heck, why not. Thanks all for the votes and comments.
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, man.

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