-> "Kan Tocky Main"
Original Song Title:
"Kentucky Rain"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kan Tocky Main"
The Lyrics
Settin'in his ways, and he doesn't sounds you know,
His speech out of sight, WAY southern drawn.
Don't know why from run, are you humming son or numb?
I don't know - do you want a ringy phone?
So he's talkin', he ain't plain, somethin' ain't a right,
He said only "kan tocky" [yack mode].
This rubbed me much too wrong, He blubs too long,
He gets word "no", ever blowing the same song.
"Kan tocky main" keeps pouring on,
What's in his head? another clown what I'm do talkin' to?
Is his brain in his shoes? (brain in his shoes?) Lurchin' his spew,
Again I'm told "kan tocky main" Gettin' old "kan tocky", 'splain?
Get a photograph, just the same say - heared it 'gain,
Spittin' some kind French was that a bab-able slur?
He said "Si' 'sta aqui",
"Tu hable mi no o si'?"
Was that "yes" you say, or "wait here as you were"?
Kindly please abide, put a teacher man to task,
Well renowned in touch to mold your English tune.
You can throve on talkin' Spain, try to listen I will 'splain,
'Cause he doesn't know what's where, his word blind view.
"No my yob main" keeps roaring on,
What's in his head? Another clown what I'm do talkin' to?
He can't 'splain, what to do? ('splain, what to do?) Surgin' his spew,
Again I'm told "kan tocky main" Gettin' old "kan tocky", 'splain?
OK, I get "can't talkie"; 'Splain?
And, I get that "man" is "main"
Lurchin' that spew (Lurchin' that spew)
I'll just fold - "kan tocky main" (fold - "kan tocky main")...
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