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Song Parodies -> "You're So Slain"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You're So Slain"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

We clocked you guys so smartly,
The clips show shocking how you were shot.
And that splat so surgically ripped out your eye,
Some think you are still not caught.
You had one eye way off center,
And the other one was not,
And so as no one deems you guys as martyrs,
You be not martyrs. and,

You're so slain.
How well they'll get along now without you.
Sons Hussein.
We're really pleased we got to clock out two.
Killed you - killed two.

This now ends their careers although,
The people don't quite believe.
Well it's just disaster by committee there,
It's not like we would deceive.
And the grave this time did not get robbed,
Their dead inside their skins.
There are no schemes, there's two shrouds in two coffins,
Shrouds in the coffins. and,

Hell's domain,
Will probably not think too strong about you.
Your remains,
Most provably not stink as strong without you.
P U! P U!

instrumental interlude

There are no schemes, there's two shrouds in two coffins,
Shrouds in the coffins. and,

You're so slain.
How well they'll get along now without you.
Sons Hussein.
We're really pleased we got to clock out two.
Killed you - killed two.

Lying in that tent with that little toga,
Now with the autopsies done.
Then we knew quite clear now that we really gotcha,
We saw the focal news clips of each son.
Well, you're where you should be for all time,
Spend eternity with,
The underworld guy as your lives come to close then,
lives come to close then. and,

You're so slain.
How well they'll get along now without you.
Sons Hussein.
We're really pleased we got to clock out two.
Killed you - killed two.

instrumental interlude

You're so slain.
How well they'll get along now without you.
Sons Hussein.
We're really pleased we got to clock out two.
You're so slain.
How well they'll get along now without you.

You're so slain (so slain).
How well they'll get along now without you.
Killed you, killed you. killed you.

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John Jenkins - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Four good rhymes for "You're so vain."
Claude Prez - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again, clever and well paced. Fives just for "focal news clips of each son"

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