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Song Parodies -> "Pissin' On The Music"

Original Song Title:

"Listen To The Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Pissin' On The Music"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Who repealed it, thrown it all away?
People hittin' steady on the blues,
Now they're crappy, and so ma-a-a-ad,
Woah, gotta let this mucus stay.

Watch this feeble breed as they play their achy style,
Faint at heart, can't do, no way, no how,
Gotta get a bandage, can't shake this bl-ue-ue-ue,
Oh how drama won't-a let the music sway.

Here they go, pissin' on the music.
Here they go, pissin' on the music.
Here they go, pissin' on the music.
With that slime.

When they show what they know to me, everyday dismay,
Beats me, they go wee wee, when they play.
They're so crappy, deep in their pants,
Now, there's not a chance the blues will sway.

And if we're dealin' good to you, why you squealin' bad to me?
They're so numbin'; they can't sing or play,
Peelin' wood, Screamin' lines,
And maybe, let the oozing spray.

Here they go, pissin' on the music.
Here they go, pissin' on the music.
Here they go, pissin' on the music.
With that slime.

Like a laser glowing liver,
Sounding hassles as they cry,
And these clowns are causing rigor,
Pissin' on the happy sounds,
Like a sharp stick in the eye,

Here they go, pissin' on the music.
Here they go, pissin' on the music.
Here they go, pissin' on the music.
With that slime.

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Pat - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
thumbs up all the way.
Johnny D - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Guy! As always you nailed the internal rhyme all over the place.....but especially here (these lines are pure genius):

Like a laser glowing liver,
Sounding hassles as they cry,

Rick D - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, here's another one I was working on, this time you beat me to it. So all I can say is , good job! So I guess I got to give you fives. We all do a little pissin on the music here.
Johnny D - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Rick - I just submitted a parody of "China Grove" that will post tomorrow morning......by any chance are we in "synchronicity" again? My "China Grove" parody's title is "The Government Of China Blows".
Rick D - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Go for it. I don't think I know that one. I have one coming tomorrow that everyone can sing. About "Syncronicity". I was trying to figure out a way to turn that into "Relativity", but I ran into a space/time continuum. All you Einsteins go for it.
Guy - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, China Grove is a part of San Antonio. I should have done this first. Thanks JD & RD. I also have a scientific one popping up tomorrow.

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