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Song Parodies -> "It's Rent A Wife For Me"

Original Song Title:

"A Pirate's Life For Me"

Original Performer:

Pirates Of The Carribean

Parody Song Title:

"It's Rent A Wife For Me"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

The thrill-age I wonder to trifle for boot,
Link up and party that ho.
Don't want clap to ravage and truncate your root,
Wake up, you party no mo'.

Yo bordello, it's rent a wife for me.

You're escort, you'll drill her, she'll flinch in the sack,
Sync up, for party hey yo!
You prod and you sizzle, plugged into her jack,
Boink up that tarty, hey yo!

This bedfellow, you don't fly her for free.
Your longfellow, can try her for a fee.

Your spindle will jar then inflame and ignite,
Boink up that hardy old ho.
You're down with the gritty, you're butt's turnin' white.
All down and dirty yo ho!

How you bellow, a pile driver you be.

You rascal you pound her, you're squealin', you rave.
Stink up that sweaty old ho.
Disheveled, and bleep bleep, gettin' some leg
Pulse up, it's thready not slow

Yo yo, yo yo, you're pilot light's foamy.

You beg her and bite her and give her hell, lad,
Boink up that sweaty old ho.
So now you're all spent and utterly glad,
Get up, get ready and go,

Rocked your fellow, you smile happily,
Yo bordello, it's rent a wife for me.
Mellow yellow, now peel her off her fee,
Yo bordello, it's rent a wife for me.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 14

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Rick D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
It's about time someone updated this Disney attraction. Maybe now it would be worth what they charge. 5's for even thinking of this song to mock, plus it's a riot.
Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
ARRRHHH, ye be a randy one indeed, matey !
Adagio - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, =:o
Adagio - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
:D 5's
Gary Main - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
i will come in 9th
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Pat - you look surprised... Thanks all for the votes and comments.
2nz - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Could there be a better pirates parody? Nar, nar, say's I. I hope "A small world..." isn't on the way, or maybe I do. It'll get stuck in my head anyway.
Guy - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
OK 2nz, you asked and I'm delivering, er I mean there will be a delivery of sorts. Wait for today's posting then it will make sense.
... - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny stuff!
Stanley Blane - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment
rofl! you're a good writer...
:) - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Whattsamattau? - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved it! So smart and it's just got great pacing and everything... We're all Cackin' ourselves!
Cow - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Milk is good food (:-3)

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