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Song Parodies -> "Write Not Of Crappin'"

Original Song Title:

"Nights In White Satin"

Original Performer:

Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Write Not Of Crappin'"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I did this just for shits and grins.
Write not of crappin',
Or your reeking rear end.
Setters while shittin',
Or the streaming decend.
Booties that squirm and twist,
And the size they bore,
Or if the booth has,
A big pile on the floor.

'Cause you love to,
Yes you love to,
o-o-o-o-oh how you love to.

Praising your stink hole,
Wiped with your hand.
Just how you're going poo,
Some people can't stand.
Some think that smelly,
Pots of log drops offend,
And what your lunch will be,
Out thee other end.

'Cause you love to,
Yes you love to,
o-o-o-o-oh how you love to.

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Poopie's log droppin',
DAK does offend.
And there's Hoof Arted,
Who's been cuttin' some wind.
Potty's Mister and Ms,
All despise hardcore,
They find your poop is,
Too hard to ignore.

'Cause you love to,
Yes you love to,
o-o-o-o-oh how you love to.

Breathe deep
Of Poopies' perfume
Don't be afraid
Of the bathroom
Bed wetter people
Like Poopie torment
Another's day's ooze mess
Playfully meant

Big splashin' tubers
Vessels of plum
Open up wide and shove
Out your bum
Your bladder erupts
And buckets will run
Seems like ignorance
Playing with dung

Half farted turds
As stools they light
You move your bowels
With delight
Love the way these
Fellows fight
For we decide
What is shite
What is just excretion

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 18

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Adagio - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"Half farted turds" :D LOLOL on the whole parody, too
Jeff Reuben - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed =) Great timing, and well done.
Johnny D - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
The most fertile portions of your parody-imagination are apparently working overtime once again, Guy!
Leo Jay - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
these lyrics with that beautiful melody just slay me...5s
John Barry - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Yucky yucks.
Agrimorfee - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Pure poo-etry, considering what we have been dealing with in recent weeks. 555
Phil Alexander - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
No shit.

Red Ant - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
555, LOL , what is this, RESPECTABLE toilet humor? ( a paradox for sure ). :)
Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy! We may never agree this much again, so enjoy it! You totally bowled me over!
Stuart McArthur - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
very funny Guy - it's so topical, it is tempting to have a go :-) - 555
Vice President dip Cheney - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
If you wanna say s**t, please be courteous and censor it with astericks (like I just did) or "(bleep)". Or use a euphemism like "shenanigans" or something.
Guy - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I think you were refering to this symbol "*"? Somehow I am sure it is spelled asterisk. And if you don't like shit then don't read shit 'cause shit happens. And I don't think you are Mr Cheney at all because he would know how to spell asterisk. I think you are really Dubya trying to make Mr Cheney look bad. Only Dubya would spell this word as you did.
Penis Cheney - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes it is an asterisk. But many people pronounce it "asterick". But who really gives a (bleep)? Profanity should be autocensored on this site, just like on the messageboard. Yes, I know my buddy George W Bulls**t can't spell, but I doubt very seriously that he wrote it. Anyways, isn't WhatFreaks the place for uncensored swearing?
Mr. Potty Mouth - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, Mr. Vice President.
Idiot Detector - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
"Pissed Hottie Mouth" is another idiotic pseudonym that a certain lurker is using, and in doing this, he/she/it/banjo is trying to get cheap laughs by ridiculing another commentator's name. Nice try, sucka.
Detector - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh good, his comment's gone now. Thanks, Moderators!

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