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Song Parodies -> "Bad, Bad, Flea Boy Hound"

Original Song Title:

"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Bad, Bad, Flea Boy Hound"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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He will not stride in a dog show,
He's the baddest dog around,
And when he gas the air,
Can't the smell we bear,
He's a dog named Flea Boy hound.

That Flea Boy, always trouble,
The garbage can strewn about the floor.
He's the hound from Hades, he's a pee drop mongrel,
He's got fungus in his fur.

Hey, you're bad! bad! go lie down.
That baddness can land you in the pound.
Whinin' out a singin' song,
Go get out in the backyard, dog.

That Flea Boy, he a rambler,
Not like dog in Lassie shows.
And he wallows in those grimin' things,
Afront to everybody's nose.
Had a nice rug, oriental,
He did the el-crapola to.
He don't a-listen not none, like a rocket he'll run,
He's a racer through and through.

And he's bad. bad, Flea Boy hound,
The baddest dog ever can be found.
Everything he does is wrong,
Dumber than a fence post log.

As always he would sneak and go,
Soon he caught a sight,
Just near the edge of a car,
Sat a cat named Morris.
Thought, ohh that cat I'll bite.
Well, he dashed out over yonder.
And the rumble soon began,
Flea Boy hound got to messin'
In a session' With a cat took a malice stand.

Was a bad, bad cat he found,
The baddest cat who could stand no hound.
Cat'll tear him wide and long,
Bleed him like a stock yard hog.

Well, the dog meant just to frighten,
That's when the cat pulled out all four.
Flea Boy booked from a quick claw bustle,
Gets in trouble when his leash ain't on.

And he's bad. bad, Flea Boy hound,
The baddest dog ever can be found.
Everything he does is wrong,
Dumber than a fence post log.

Yeah, It's just everything he does is wrong,
The dog that's named Flea Boy hound.


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Jason - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Barks for you. Excellent!
alvin - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious...my fave of the day....brilliant to recapture the concept of the underdog using an undercat
PuppyCupCake - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~Lord Canine o'San Antone~ This is truly hilarious, great lines. Your Knightly sprite is back in true form, Sir Guy!
Meriadoc - April 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like Guy's dog met Alvin's cat... :-)
adagio - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy, it really sounded as if you were talking about my new puppy. I've called her every name in the book...and she's a houdini to boot. Love the parody and can't wait to get mine on. Want a three paw high five? 5's : )
Peregrin - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought the same thing about alvin's cat! LOve the "el-crapola" line!
SW - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
This dog deserves a treat! 555
Guy - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for your kind comments. I've been off for a bit battling viral SW pirate slingers that hijacked my PC. I have decided to do what the Klingons do and solve the matter myself and then write an opera about the conquest. It will publish onMonday, 14 Apr 2008 unless it gets hacked before hand. Much appreciate your latest comments on this parody of a wayward hound. Your comments mean a lot to this writer. Thanks and I'm glad to be back.
Bilbopooh - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
My own dog has a thing or two in common with this hound... Great take on one of my favorites!
Guy - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Bilbopooh - I like both dogs and cats but I lean more toward dogs. I have three Border Collies. They are just the opposite of the hound in this write. Sometimes they are too smart for their own good. I also have a male black and white cat. The dogs have a healthy respect for Sam the cat. He is still very young, about a year old now. He dictates when it is time to play with the dogs. The dogs want to play with him all the time. At least I don't need color film for picture taking since they are all black and white. I'm not sure how you dug this oldie of mine up but I even enjoyed re-reading it. Thanks and take care of your dog. The worst thing someone can do to a dog is to tie it up outside and only visit it to feed and water. Dogs are extremely social animals and being chained to them is like being in the hole and a super max prison. Some of my neighbors practice this with their dogs. Why have a dog just to ignore it? Thanks for your review and comment.

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