He will not stride in a dog show,
He's the baddest dog around,
And when he gas the air,
Can't the smell we bear,
He's a dog named Flea Boy hound.

That Flea Boy, always trouble,
The garbage can strewn about the floor.
He's the hound from Hades, he's a pee drop mongrel,
He's got fungus in his fur.

Hey, you're bad! bad! go lie down.
That baddness can land you in the pound.
Whinin' out a singin' song,
Go get out in the backyard, dog.

That Flea Boy, he a rambler,
Not like dog in Lassie shows.
And he wallows in those grimin' things,
Afront to everybody's nose.
Had a nice rug, oriental,
He did the el-crapola to.
He don't a-listen not none, like a rocket he'll run,
He's a racer through and through.

And he's bad. bad, Flea Boy hound,
The baddest dog ever can be found.
Everything he does is wrong,
Dumber than a fence post log.

As always he would sneak and go,
Soon he caught a sight,
Just near the edge of a car,
Sat a cat named Morris.
Thought, ohh that cat I'll bite.
Well, he dashed out over yonder.
And the rumble soon began,
Flea Boy hound got to messin'
In a session' With a cat took a malice stand.

Was a bad, bad cat he found,
The baddest cat who could stand no hound.
Cat'll tear him wide and long,
Bleed him like a stock yard hog.

Well, the dog meant just to frighten,
That's when the cat pulled out all four.
Flea Boy booked from a quick claw bustle,
Gets in trouble when his leash ain't on.

And he's bad. bad, Flea Boy hound,
The baddest dog ever can be found.
Everything he does is wrong,
Dumber than a fence post log.

Yeah, It's just everything he does is wrong,
The dog that's named Flea Boy hound.