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Song Parodies -> "Hey Legal Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Evil woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Legal Woman"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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"Here come da judge"!

(Intro)

Your trade's judiciary and as judge supreme should soon ascend.

(Short Instrumental Intro)

Hey woman, you on the news, they want you fillin' some great big shoes,
There's open road to an empty chair, you can take both aisles
If seen clear and fair.
There's control when you head where the reigns wrung in.
The senate body is now weighin' in,
Uh huh, woman it's the tryin' game,
Will you treat everybody all the same?

Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman

Rolled in with your robes and gown,
It's been told you got your meddle down.
A rule that gets muddy can a culprit stay,
And you're bound by rule tryin' what you weigh.
Uh huh, woman will your rule play true?
Don't be coy with your verdicts that the court gave you.
When you could would appeal abstain?
Sit unfettered on a case in court objections sustained.


Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman

(Instrumental Interlude)

Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman

You're a legal woman, Le-e-e-gal woman

Legal woman make it right, the wrong,
Don't be tryin' to sail a different song.
Ha Ha, funny how you've spoken up, you crossed the line with that
Gender cut.
Soon be runnin' every case that's tried,
Brought the lawless miring in despise.
Uh huh, Quite precisely so, that there ain't no place like left you know.

Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman, Hey legal woman...


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Old Man Ribber - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Since the nominee has backed away from her remarks, decisions, and judicial philosophy, perhaps we ought to rename her "Sorta-Mayor." ;D
Fiddlegirl - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Well "writ"... and LOL out OMR's comment!
Timmy1000 - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Good parody of old ELO song; is she still in the news?
Guy - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR - Yeah, that sorta fits. Thanks.

Fiddlegirl - Yeah a writ of Habeas Corpus or as they say in South Texas Hables Inglesias? Y no yo hablo too many. It's like playing pool with some of them - the harder you hit 'em the more English you get out of 'em. Thanks for commenting!

Timmy - I am sure hoping she is - I planned this parody as a current events project. I have a flip side to this same OS coming later. Thanks!
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
A writ of fives your way...
Guy - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, hang my shingle - it's the first time I ever wrote a writ. Thanks.
Christie Marie M - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Judicially and legally hilarious, Guy! I echo all comments! Well writ parody! Hope you don't "object" to 3 sets of 5's!!
Christie Marie M - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I almost forgot to tell you, you parody worked well with the OS! It sounds to me like the OS sounds like he said "legal woman" than "evil woman".
Guy - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie - Thanks so much for your generous commentary. And yes it sounded that way to me too. I'm not gonna "a-quit" on a good thing - read on...

There is a flip side parody to this OS that is already written and will post sometime in the near future. This next one is non politico.
AFW - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
This should be recorded by "The Supremes" A supreme effort, here
alvin - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
hated the OS but dug this
Tommy Turtle - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't mean to say that I was disappointed -- another hilarious take on Sodomy-er -- but somehow, I was expecting a tale (tail?) about some jailbait you'd been eyeing who finally turned 18 (or whatever the legal age is in your state). Not a bad sequel idea, though :)
TJC - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Sine qua bon! Habeus fivepus!
Guy - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW - Yeah - do a video with 9 folks all dressed as judges and for the backups we could use figures like Pelosi, Biden, O and any number of other players. Thanks buddy.

Alvin - The OS is what made me pay attention to this song. I know it's an oldie and I kept hearing it on the oldies station. Finally I looked it up and was amazed to find it was The Commodores. I like the OS. One thing led to another and this parody sprung to life. Thanks.

TT - There is a flip side parody already written to this OS and it will be along the lines that you were expecting on this one. See it at this website or a blog near you. - and don't give me any ideas of playing with her name ie "Sodomy" - Your mind is a gutter magnet, =;-)

TJC - e moto grazi, moto grazi a tusi - ciao cumbinia mi.

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