-> "Yikes In What sat In?"
Original Song Title:
"Nights In White Satin (Extended Version)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Yikes In What sat In?"
The Lyrics
Yikes in what sat in?
Sticking on my rear end.
Watch where I'm sittin',
A good cleaning will mend.
Booty I wish it missed,
What's comprised? Explore.
Though 'tis uncouth this,
I must stay on this chore.
It is like glue,
Hey, what's stuck to?
Oh, I have no clue.
Glazing's a seat full,
Bummed man, I am.
Just what is showing through?
My can should be bland.
Some dried up jelly?
Ought this not to transcend.
Just where I want to see,
I can't see my rear end.
Oh, this guck goo,
I can't pluck you,
Oh, this so sucks too,
Oh, it so sucks to...
--------Instrumental Interlude--------
Wipes in what sat in,
Ever bleaching must fend.
Wetter it's gettin',
Ever cleaning again.
Duty's to clean this mess,
Look with eyes at drawers.
A Baby Ruth™ this?
I best spray on some more.
I cannot view,
What I'm stuck to,
Just make this guck shoo.
Oh, I can't shuck you.
Get this muck through,
Make this gunk shoo,
Oh, how's it stuck to?
Oh, and the funk, pew!
--------Instrumental Transition--------
(Spoken Poetry)
Clean deep your splattering moon,
Make stains fade away real soon.
Spread litter's evil, look back where you're bent,
For clutter's where oozeness slopily went.
This trashin' covers dress'll turn scum,
Grimy can dries and stain may have won.
Another pickup That's stuck to my bum,
Seems so menacin' dishes out dung.
Please to absorb this ugly sight,
Remove what's covered on rear right.
Make it fade and turn it light,
Make again my rear end bright,
And remove this intrusion.
--------Instrumental Outro--------
CLANG!
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