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Song Parodies -> "Rust Cat Flub"

Original Song Title:

"Muskrat Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Rust Cat Flub"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Rust cat, rust cat, car head light,
Run to the left then jump to the right.
Now the tires your head be a squeezin'
Rust cat woozy. rust cat slammed.
Like a litterbug,
Out on the highway span.
Lost a kidney,
He's flat and so skinny.

He got hurled and he twirled, he got mangled,
Zingin' and tinglin' all tangled.
Has nine lives got seven used up.
It looks like rust cat flub.

Crippled his bacon, out in the breeze,
All clammy and woozy.
Funny, he's so used to near misses,
He's such a mess and he hisses.

Though his foot work was fancy,
Rubbin' on tires,
Muffler's a shuffler, ow.
Skinned up his nose,
It still wiggles,
This song makes you giggle.

He got hurled and he twirled, he got mangled,
Zingin' and tinglin' all tangled.
Has nine lives got seven used up.
It looks like rust cat flub.

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Royce Miller - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Congratulations on writing 200 parodies, Guy--that's what I'm struggling to do also.
Guy DiRito - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This was number 200 and I struggled through it at 3:00AM. Thanks.
Adagio - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice parody.
Wild Man - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow Guy , your up to 200 congrats are due. I want you to know that I enjoy reading your parodies. How long have you been submitting to amiright?
Guy DiRito - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, I enjoy writing them.

I think my first ones hit the site on May 26, 2003. I guess it's been three months ago today.
Royce Miller - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, Guy, it's taken me about a year and 2 months to not quite reach 200 yet. Three months to write 200 parodies--and I'm familiar with most of the original songs you use. Good luck!
Wild Man - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Impressive! Thats about the same time I came on the scene. And Miss Royce I understand you've been doing this a while. I enjoy your stuff too.
Meriadoc - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats on 200 Guy! That's twice as many as us and we've been here since March! :-0 (And I am so glad you said 'America' and not Captain and Tenille') :-)
Guy DiRito - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah - But it seems you two are twice as good. So why 'shouldn't you be twice'? :D Really love it when you two get on a roll.

Thanks for the congrats - I just really like to write this stuff and I'd like to thank all those who have encouraged me along to get me to this point. I would have never gotten here had it not been for the encouragement. Keep stirin' the pot.
Mr Pheasent - June 04, 2018 - Report this comment
BOOM BOOM BIDDY BIDDY KA BOOM BAM BAM

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