Booty giant size,
At the buffet bar.
Twenty-eight pies,
You sampled so far.
Gastroscope guys you're seein' tonight,
Booty giant size, it's massive.

Keep a shov'lin' those giblets,
Right into your maw.
Ala carte, yeah
It's all you can gnaw.
Huevos rancheros, so nice,
Booty giant size, it's massive.

Come pigout tonight,
Come pigout tonight,
Eatin' every entree twice,
Then finished the spring rolls and rice.

Booty giant size,
Packin' on the lard.
Got more spare tires,
Than in some redneck's yard.
Eskimo pies you eat with delight,
Booty giant size, it's massive.

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Come pigout tonight,
Come pigout tonight,
Eatin' every entree twice,
Then finished the spring rolls and rice.

Booty giant size,
You keep eating more.
Bicuspids and molars, yeah
Ga-stro-vas-cu-lar.
Unswayed by the grinds and gnashes,
Excess makes for great big asses.