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Song Parodies -> "Booty Giant Size, (It's Massive)"

Original Song Title:

"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"

Original Performer:

John Fred & His Playboy Band

Parody Song Title:

"Booty Giant Size, (It's Massive)"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Booty giant size,
At the buffet bar.
Twenty-eight pies,
You sampled so far.
Gastroscope guys you're seein' tonight,
Booty giant size, it's massive.

Keep a shov'lin' those giblets,
Right into your maw.
Ala carte, yeah
It's all you can gnaw.
Huevos rancheros, so nice,
Booty giant size, it's massive.

Come pigout tonight,
Come pigout tonight,
Eatin' every entree twice,
Then finished the spring rolls and rice.

Booty giant size,
Packin' on the lard.
Got more spare tires,
Than in some redneck's yard.
Eskimo pies you eat with delight,
Booty giant size, it's massive.

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Come pigout tonight,
Come pigout tonight,
Eatin' every entree twice,
Then finished the spring rolls and rice.

Booty giant size,
You keep eating more.
Bicuspids and molars, yeah
Ga-stro-vas-cu-lar.
Unswayed by the grinds and gnashes,
Excess makes for great big asses.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 20

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Adagio - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't suppose there are any leftovers? Nah! 5's
Royce Miller - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Your title is great, loved it; all 5 from me.
AFW - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I know this lady...5's
alvin rhodes - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...love the OS too....5s PLUS
Tim Mayfield - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Buffet samplers, now there's an idea. 555
John Barry - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Three big fat fives.
Johnny D - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Phat, totally phat, dude! 555 pounderinos!
John Jenkins - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever title and vocabulary, Guy.
Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A masterpiece as always Guy! :-)
Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This isn't about Jennifer Lopez? Rats.
SkipParodyGuy - October 03, 2012 - Report this comment
I recorded this. It's a hit!!! Nice job.
Guy - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
@SkipParodyGuy - You really recorded this? I know I'm late getting back to you on this and if you see this then is there any way that I can see it? Did you put it on Youtube or anything?

So glad that you have enjoyed it. I wrote this years ago and all but forgotten it. Thank you so much for your comment and for enjoying the write.

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