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Song Parodies -> "Penis"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frankie Avalon

Parody Song Title:

"Penis"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

We see gender reassignment in our world everyday through the media and our computers and even shows like Law and Order. We take this as we do everything else that's part of the new culture these days with a grain of salt and move on. Recently someone I know has opted for a gender reassignment and is living their life as a member of the opposite sex, a requirment for elected surgery, that stipulates that they must live as the opposite sex for at least a year before undergoing the change. It is somehow different when someone you know is going transgendered. This got me to really thinking about this radical change of lifestyle and prompted me to write two parodies on it. In order to be objective I wrote one for each sex. Please view my other parody on gender reassignment entitled "I want A Snatch, I Grew Some Too-toos".
Hey penis,
Oh, penis.

Penis if you will,
I'm just a girl that wants to be a Bill,
A girl who wants to have mus-cu-lar arms,
A girl without these darn boobs too.

Penis covered there,
With lovely pairs of boxer underwear,
I'd take a weekly night out with the guys,
This would be very nice for me.

Penus, modest like a cheap cigar,
Shirley my shrink just asked,
Am I up for the task?

Penis if I grew,
Then Thomas I could be and not a Sue,
A zipper in the front where I could slip,
My schlong out to take a dip.

Penis, modest like a cheap cigar,
Shirley my shrink just asked,
Am I up for the task?

Penis if I grew,
Then Thomas I could be and not a Sue,
A zipper in the front where I could slip,
My schlong out to take a dip.

Hey penis,
Oh, penis.
Turn my fish into.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, high (or "low" ?) fives! I've posted parodies for both female-to-male and male-to-female reassignments, too --- it's a topic full of parody possibilities. I suspect that patients with the mental health and emotional maturity to make such a momentous decision to go through with their own gender-reassignment must also have such a healthy sense-of-humor that they can laugh about it, too!
Paul Robinson - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, this one is a cut above most parodies one might find here. Or maybe it was the OTHER one that was a "cut-above"? I'd have to think about that a bit more. Anyway, 5's across. JD - you made some good points.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a minute. You found this at whatfreaks.com,right?
John Barry - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done.
Guy - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Not a chance TSB. I never 'Freak'uent that site. If this looks like a copy of something there it is purely coincidental.
Agrimorfee - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
It almost does fall into "freaks" material. No matter. I liked the "Snatch" song better than this one, but at least you tried to cover both genders. 545
alvin rhodes - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
funniest one i've read today

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