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Song Parodies -> "Weird Borough Affair"

Original Song Title:

"Scarborough Fair"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Weird Borough Affair"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Are you going to char broil rare?
Partly sane and raspberry mimes.
December freeze in your underwear,
This guy surely has lost his mind.
A side of ribs, some coke and a fresh salad green,
Sauteed young sparrow with black pepper ground,
Pigs in the blanket chilled under a fountain,
They'll need this food they've been sleeping since fall.

Celler blue cake we'll make for dessert.
Partly aged Pillsbury key lime,
without seeds get your nickel's worth,
Then go out and beat up a mime.

With a side of road kill, a sprinkling of chives.
Wash the fresh grapes and slippery eels.
Pork shoulder; spleen and fresh pollish spuds.
Keep underwear on the clothesline 'til fall.

Go on out and find a large quaker ham,
Partly baste with roseberry wine.
Boil in salt water with bacon strand,
Then go out, get blasted on wine.

Hearburn bellows crazing like mad Italians,
Chaos; no order when you eat roadkill!
And the fight for some cure now won't soon be forgotten.

These happy campers stay down under the weather,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
They gather it up and they eat it with leather.
They'll cater the affair next time.

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Total Votes: 6

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royce miller - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I see that the heat has finally gotten to ya....
Pat - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Yea...some menu...even roadkill and eel? lol
Guy DiRito - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah - My brain was frying last night. I'll make it up to you tomorrow. Watch for my latest - "Need for Reduction". It got in too late today. I swear ChuckyG was up at the crack of dawn today posting. I promise this one will be much better.
Wild Man - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Road Kill, man! Even I won't touch that!
Royce Miller - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I didn't intend my comment to be negative, really I like the stuff you did with the words you used on this--just having fun with words--
Wild Man - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes I have to agree , Your just having fun.
Wild Man - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes I have to agree , Your just having fun.

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