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Song Parodies -> "Tied a Pabst Blue Ribbon Binge Last Night On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Round The Old Oak Tree)"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando and Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Tied a Pabst Blue Ribbon Binge Last Night On Me"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Woke up today don't feel so fine,
I just don't know if it was beer or wine.
I could be feeling better nearly blind it hurts to see.
Why I drink that evil brew,
Is unknown to me,
Is unknown to me.

Ow, tied another Pabst Blue Ribbon binge on me,
Way too many beers,
It is plain to see (plain to see)
Just one too many ribbons did a job on me,
Put me in a truss,
Just don't make a fuss,
Cause I'm lame you see,
I just don't want no more Blue Ribbon rounds poured up for me.

Survivor is what I be,
Ev'ry single hair on my head's hurting me.
My blood pressure has risen,
Check blood toxicity,
Hon-or-a-ble men-tion in today's o-bit-u-ar-y.
And I'm about to seize.

Ow, tied another Pabst Blue Ribbon binge on me,
Way too many beers,
It is plain to see (plain to see)
Just one too many ribbons did a job on me,
Put me in a truss,
Just don't make a fuss,
Cause I'm lame you see,
I just don't want no more Blue Ribbon rounds poured up for me.

Whoa, my whole head now is clearin',
I feel like another spree,
A hundred Pabst Blue Ribbons rounds now wait for me.

I like the foam, mmm, mmm.

(These Blue Ribbon rounds are killin' me)
(These Blue Ribbon rounds are killin' me)
(These Blue Ribbon rounds are killin' me)
(These Blue Ribbon rounds are killin' me)
(These Blue Ribbon rounds are killin' me)
(These Blue Ribbon rounds are killin' me)...

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
A toast to the Guymeister!
Adagio - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job!
Wild Man - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL. That reminds me. I owe a few people a case of beer. Here you go, 5 for you Guy.
John Jenkins - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
"Honorable mention in today's obituary" - great line!
Guy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone who voted and commented. I was surprised that no one thought of this angle on this song before I did and submitted one. Of course I do have just a few drinking songs posted out here.
Extravagante - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Can you actually listen to this or add it to my playlist?
Guy - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Extravagante - There are no recordings of this parody that I am aware of. I am strictly a writer and have no real talent for recording, but if you are serious about wanting a recording and if you have the wherewithall to pull one off, I'd like a copy and I still hold the copyright on the parody lyrics. Just curious - what makes you want this recorded? I thought it was just a so - so parody that I got the idea for writing on my way home from work one evening.

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