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Song Parodies -> "Something I Sat In"

Original Song Title:

"Nights In White Satin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Something I Sat In"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Something I sat in,
Sticking on my rear end.
Watch where I'm sittin',
Must change my depends.

Booty never gets missed,
It's stuck to my drawers.
Just what this goop is,
I can't tell anymore.

It is like glue,
Yes, it's stuck too,
Oh, I have no clue.

It's kind of purple,
Some's on my hand.
Stuck on my butt like glue,
Get off I demand.

Might be grape jelly,
How far does it extend?
Butt's back to far to see,
I can't see my rear end.

It is like glue,
Yes, it's stuck too,
Oh, I have no clue.

--------Instrumental Interlude--------

Something I sat in,
Sticking on my rear end.
Watch where I'm sittin',
Must change my depends.

Booty never gets missed,
It's stuck to my drawers.
Just what this goop is,
I can't tell anymore.

It is like glue,
Yes, it's stuck too,
Oh, I have no clue,
Oh, I have no clue.

--------Instrumental Interlude--------

It is like glue,
Yes, it's stuck too,
Oh, I have no clue,
Oh, I have no clue.

--------Instrumental Transition--------

Clean deep your splattering moon,
Make stains fade away real soon.
Bad sitter people look back and lament,
For sittin' in goop you now so resent.

Gettin' this goop off just ain't no fun,
Grimey can dries and stain may have won.
This stuff still looks like it's stuck to my bum,
Stuff's all sticky and smells worse than dung.

Please to absorb this ugly sight,
Remove this blemish from rear right.
Make it fade and turn it white,
Make again my rear end bright,
And remove this intrusion.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
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 2   1
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 3   1
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 4   1
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 5   15
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David Chrenko - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
You hooked me with the first verse. Purple Fives.
Adagio - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I really liked the spoken part!! 5's
Michael Pacholek - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess Guy's trying to prove that he's NOT full of...
Johnny D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a deliciously nauseating and fragrant stinker. Three putrid 5's.
Meriadoc - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
As I was reading this I was thinking: "no, no, he won't do the spoken part - no!" And when I reached it, my giggles crescendoed into full blown cover-the-mouth-everyone-in-the-room-is-looking-at-me-funny laughter.. ;-D
Johnny D - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I decided to give this one another look ..... and my previous review stands: the three 5's I gave this parody at 11:57:03 are very well-deserved indeed.... anybody who can do such a good job of hilarious raunchification of this Moody Blues tune (which is a classic now available in MUZAK) deserves to be recognized and applauded !
Adagio - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
No....not MUZAK!!! =:o
Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
We'll all be there someday, so laugh while you still can. This was hilarious!
Paul Robinson - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, Maybe we should have a "Name the Goop in Guy's parody" contest. But it's "five's" by any other name or number. liked it.
Guy - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
OK - Any takers on what the goop is in this parody?

A. Hubba Bubba Grape Bubble Gum.
B. Welches Gooey Grape Jelly.
C. Blue Star Ointment Mixed With Cherry Kool Aid.
D. Eight Day Old Blue Berry Pie Tracked Through Dog Doo Doo.
E. Something Totally Off The Wall. (Write In Your Response)
Paul Robinson - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I go with "D" until I have enough time to thoroughly consider alternative possibilities. It's a suitable mix, I think.
Gum Shoe - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I think it may have been what Billy Joe McCallister and company threw off the Tallahatchie bridge.
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above....still a Moody Ooze classic!
Rick D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Still sits well with me.
Adagio - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Guy, I enjoyed reading this again...oh, I go with some kind of grape jelly, or purple play doh?
Agrimorfee - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good job, but I wish there was more oomph in the singing part. But the spoken word was dead-on. 445
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really hilarious parody, Guy. 5's
Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
S Round: I remember this one when it was new, too! Could've sworn I commented with my guess as to the purple goo, but it appears I hit the back button without first hitting the submit button. (I'm bad about that.) I actually still remember my guess, though: Heinz EZ Squirt Purple Ketchup. Anyway, funny one!
John Jenkins - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, Guy, with a lot of video potential.
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Guy
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...pretty good, Guy!
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
MysteryGoat - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but funny.
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This was pretty funny!
Martha - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
if you've got kids you have probably been there too.......!

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