-> "Endure The Highway"
Original Song Title:
"Ventura Highway" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Endure The Highway"
Burning up expensive gas,
Drivin' down the ro-o-o-ad.
Hey Pops, how come you gotta drive so slow?
You people say this town is so good, no snow.
Polar bears, you blow.
Endure the highway, such a fun-time,
Ridin' way out yonder,
To work I wander, by noon-time.
The boss is posed, I'm wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oed.
'Cause the freeway's going fast no-where,
And the way arounds a day-trip there.
Carbons fuming in the air,
Radiators blister, horns a blare, horns a blare.
Did di di di dit ...
Pushing off a slalling car,
Drivin's such a gnarly pain,
There's no joy, for ridin' in a turtle train,
Aw c'mon go, you can always
Change your lane,
Parking lot's here just the same.
Endure the highway, such a bum time,
Where the parkway's bonkers,
Der-ive and conquer their behinds,
No where can go, it's slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow.
And the freakin' blowin' horns do blare,
Really wish they'd sound them less I swear,
Ease in drivin's all I care,
Aggrivator pissers, room won't spare, room won't spare.
Did di di di dit...
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