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Song Parodies -> "Couldn't We Be Wise?"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Couldn't We Be Wise?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


Would it be we're wise we could get over,
They never wait in lines so long.
And would it be we're wise we'd live much better,
In the underworld where we belong.

You know they'll never put you in those fetters,
Wise-guys they stay uptight and stick together.

Wouldn't it be nice some mokes we shake-up,
Give a warning then break legs a few.
And after having dent some sculls together,
Wearin' brand new clothes an' 'spensive shoes.

No petty crimes no never we'd be tending,
I wish we could enlist and quit pretending,
Why couldn't we be wise?

Then a stiff we'd sink where fish with rope to stay in the deep blue. (fun, fun, fun)
Maybe then we'd start to hear that jingle thing start comin' through.
We could be gnarley. (We could be gnarley)
And we could act crappy, (While nobody slappy.)

Better to be wise. (ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

With all the schemes no bores there be about it,
The job is so diverse it's fun can't doubt it.
So now how about it.
Why couldn't we be wise.

It's tight - no maybes
Feels right - oh baby

It's tight - no maybes
Feels right - oh baby

It's tight - no maybes
Feels right - oh baby

It's tight - no maybes
Feels right - oh baby
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alvin - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
these lyrics to that happy bouncy melody just crack me up
John Barry - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
A sage satire.
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e ovah `eah. Dees gamokes wutz wantz ta be wizguyz ain't gots a clew a-bud wad id takes ta be a sucksessfull bizniz man. Dey tink dis stuf iz all funz an' gamez an' schitz. Ya godda hav dizaplun an' savvie ta do wutz wes duz an' ya gotta be smard like me. Bisidz I dout dat dey gotz wut id is the rite ped agree if'n yas iz ketchin da drif ovah 'eah. Dey iz jus a cuppela wanna beez. We boin dees guyz up onna dayly bases jus doin a liddle bid a dis an a liddle bid a dat. Goonz iz adimea-duzen an gamokes iz even cheeper an at. Tell 'em if dey wunts some woik ta seez Joey (M-Ployz) Paloyannucci - jus ask aroun onna street if'n dey wuntz ta fin im. I `eah he mite hav need ov sum gamokes ta muve sum organs. Jus glad ta help oud sum gamokes. 2-LOUD outta 'eah.
PMS - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
What alvin said
Girl DiGeek - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
*boink* (bounce those skulls together) lol

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