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Song Parodies -> "Dog Gone You"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Dog Gone You"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


Dog gone, you,
Everybody blows some.
Dog gone you,
"Beg your pardon" knows none.

Me and you let subjects brew and stew now and then,
But when you make me bruise and do me wrong,
It stings like ouch and then...
Like a grouch, you've been.

Dog gone you,
Screaming on you bellow.
Dog gone you,
Steaming on, can't mellow.

Any thing that makes you sting and puts the high in your voice,
Can't ignore; you show it, start in dealing rude,
And amply make more noise.

Dog gone you,
Everybody woes some.
Dog gone you,
Get your guard on throw some.


Me and you, will object to the screws and we'll vent,
Because you take up views that this is wrong,
You tell them to get bent.

Dog gone you,
Leapin' up you billow.
Dog gone you,
Steeping now just chill, yo?

Ugly things can cause a stink and will deny a wise choice,
Makes you sore, you blow it starts a chilling mood.
So quickly it annoys.

Dog gone you,
Dog gone you...


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Timmy1000 - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Kind of a mild rebuke for how you're being treated, but the parody is well written
blackjack21 - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Another doggone good one. I'm bent on giving you fives.
adagio - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Poor Guy! Nice and sweet parody,that says a lot, so 5's
Andria - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I didn't know you were getting mistreated, Guy, but I'll keep you in my prayers if you are. Very good job writing here, and I'll give you 5s. The 5 for "how funny", I'll substitute one for "sentiment" as I often do with parodies that aren't meant to be funny but are still deserving of 5s straight across.
Stephen Harrington - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
What adagio said.
Guy - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for the sentiments but the parody was just meant to be really stupid. I am not being mistreated but it is good to know that others care - please don't take this parody seriously. I was just playing with words and being silly.
Fiddlegirl - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Guy-- you mean you got us all worked up over nothing?? Gosh, that makes me.... What a terrible thing to do to.... Why, I just could just.... Ooooooooohhh!!! ;)
Guy @ Fiddlegirl - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry - I was just being dog gone silly, honest I haven't even been treated ruff. Not even a bone of contention has come my way. I guess I'm in the dog house now. How long do I have to stay in the parody pound? :(
blackjack21 - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Now everyone is going to dog on you, dawg. ;-)
adagio - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Hmmph!! You were mainly serious in your other parodies. : /
Leo Keough - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Who let the dog out?...555!!!
John Barry - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Playing with words and being silly. That all I ever do! Nice playing, Guy. Fetch these 5s.
Guy - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
A♣ J♣ - I was dog tired after writing this. Thanks.

Pat - I liked it better when everyone thought I was being mistreated. Now you all make me pay.

Leo - Dog gone dog got dog gone again? Yeah who who let him out?

John - Thanks buddy and you surely did some word playing your own self today. I learn from the best.

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