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Song Parodies -> "Wearin' My Depends"

Original Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Friends"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Wearin' My Depends"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

That public restroom has a long long line, ya.
I really shoulda figured when I drank that wine.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

Seems every time I wolf that chili down,
My nice white undies, they start turnin' brown.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

That chocolate exlax tasted mighty fine,
Thought it was Hershey's, oh it's so unkind.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

I don't need to worry when I have to pee,
I'm never needin' of no toiletry.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

And those pay toilets they don't get a cent,
I wore my bathroom everywhere I went.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

Sometimes I feel I might,
But I don't worry when it's comin' out.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends.

I take about a couple pees a day,
But my depends just sop it up OK.

Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends,
Wearin' my depends...

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Adam Zen B. - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious Guy.
Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again you show us all that you're The WIZ.
Joelle - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job!

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