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Song Parodies -> "Eatin' Food"

Original Song Title:

"Deacon Blues"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Eatin' Food"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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I so display,
My ever expanding can.
My shape comes from raids,
There where my fridge does stand.
With food always yes I say,
I graze like it's grass.
Soup Campbell's,
Eggs scrambled,
I swallow repast.

Crave something that's cool,
Start causin' a crazy scene.
Beg borrow or steal,
So steadily sought ice cream.
Hey waitress I'd like to try,
Ham and Swiss on toasted rye,
Some cherry ade lime.
I'm ready to toss some swine dine.

I'll eat you out of house and home,
I'll stay just for a meal.
Just like Wimpey’s burger con,
Next Tuesday pay my bill.
If I did eat all the dinners in the world,
I'd seek out game I could shoot.
I'd down an impala and skin its hide,
And keep on eatin' food, (eatin' food)

I snack at the mall,
The food court catches my glance.
Fine eateries,
Now two sizes gain my pants.
Fried onion rings, my mouth I shove,
And those spiced pork rinds.
Can’t haggle, must dine.

My jaw has a wiper,
When I'm not burpin', eat.
So gluttony's sinnin',
Pass me some rare red meat.
My thighs are so fat and round,
They measure fifteen feet around.
My rolls largely have grown,
They're growing rolls of their own.

I yearn to eat my snacks at home,
Just turns into one big meal.
Eat lots Twinkies® all night long,
No diet can I deal.
I can't abstain when the dinner bell is heard,
I'm three-fourths ton without shoes,
It's shrimp marinara,
My bib is tied.
Best grab or freakin' lose. (freakin' lose)

(Sax Dominated Instrumental Interlude)

Went out last night,
Was all you can eat, the plan.
Armed with garbage bag,
They called in the po-lice-man.
He said eat here all night long,
But there's no food can take along.
I stayed there past three,
Oh gee, but I'm still hun-gry

Eat ribs of pork, I gnash the bone,
And I eat all but the squeal.
Deep fried crispy, fry a throng.
Then fry some more yet still.
I'd like to claim all the wieners in the world,
I'll bite and munch and I'll chew.
He counts no bananas the tally guy,
I've eaten all he grew. (all he grew)

(Instrumental Play-out)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jason - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but "my jaw has a wiper?!?!" No matter still pretty good. 545.
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I was able to stomach this one. Nice to see a good Steely Dan song on here. 5s.
McKludge - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Your style really worked with this one. Luckily I got the subtle references this time (counts no bananas the tally guy, Wimpeys burger con). Good subs for Alabama and Crimson Tide. And I learned a new word "cibation" 555

I think this one would work well as a performance.
Invisible Boy - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday...I'm lovin' your Steely Dan phase.
alvin - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
my fave of the day...many good ines...especially the one about the impala
2Eagle - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy, meet Papa Bush. Have a pork rind.
littleCupCakes - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, yu have a winnner here !! This is Zany & ~CABO-WABO~ for sure, Sir!! Loved the line: . . "toss some swine dine". Great Write !
John Jenkins - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
TMGLTM, but I will mention "My jaw has a wiper" and "And I eat all but the squeal." Well done, Guy.
Guy - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Jason - I could have made that ref about the "wiper Jaw" a bit better in your opinion and you are probably right, but JJ seemed to like it just fine. Must be a matter of taste and what one considers humor. - Thanks.

Yeah - Jeff - Ole SD gets ignored as OS a lot out here. Just trying to add some "flavor" to the mix. Thanks

McKludge - I learned the same new word and who ever says this stuff is non educational. Thanks.

IB - I will try to do a few more SD tunes. I have one done but I am not satisfied with it. Hope I can pull it off

Alvin - My character in this parody did manage to bag an impala but the car's owner was a bit upset about his vintage ride getting some unwated AC.. Thanks, buddy.

2Eagle - Actually I loathe pork rinds - but my weight challenged boy just wolfs them down.

MiLady and yes I do have an affection for the other white meat. The Jews and the Arabs don't know what they are missing - that is except for the pork rinds.

JJ - Glad someone understood the "wiper" ref, but now I have to watch out for the Jamacian posse since my character ruined their cash crop.

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