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Song Parodies -> "Green Liver"

Original Song Title:

"Green River"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Green Liver"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

It's not "Outback" where those fool waiters blow, yeah,
Get me them vulture wings I love.
Stoppin' at Mad Dog's where catch me a bite,
Wok me on up some liver toad tonight,
Bear foot grills, tannin' on that Matchlite.

Lichen seared up bull frog calls to me,
Udder ala goat's still a specialty.
Love those pickled feet they drown in tallow water,
Stir fried buzzard eye home cooked like your mother's,
Don't get a tox shock, when you eat some green liver.

Cup o' toady clam, soup of the day,
With tar-tar spiders not Betty Crocker's.
E coli sooner took me over,
Sad how my behind began to smoldrin',
My cookies got tossed, got me some green liver.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Adagio - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...takes me back to a restaraunt I recently visited, even though they didn't have that menu. Funny one, Guy 5's
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Atkinīs Diet: Louisiana style?
John Barry - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll be fasting for the rest of the day. 5s.
Paul Robinson - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, this left me doubled-over. 5's
Granny - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Jed, come quick! Someone just writ a song about my favorite fixin's. Darn city slickers don't know how to fix up no road kill no how.
Dee Range - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome play on the original, Guy. High 5's
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i don't even like brown the parody, though...5s
John Fogerty - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey this ain't no parody. These are the original words to our song. All those lyric writers have all the words wrong. And all this time you all thought we were singing about Green River.

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