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Song Parodies -> "Ah MAD Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ah MAD Man"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I just had to come out of retirement for this... Someone needs to tell "Aquavelvaman" what we think of him.
He'S that real "Ah Mad Man,"
Coming to this New York Land,
Listen to his radic plan,
It's "fudd-duddy"

Wanted get his point of view,
Didn't quite at "Columb. U",
Isn't he a bit off schew, Oh gee.
"Ah Mad Man" you'd glisten,
If you'd just go missin,'
"Ah Mad Man" wants the world be his command.

(Sitar Lead & Bridge) Lots of Iranian music played through a distorted PA system

He's as schooled as he can be,
Just learned third world history.
Says was no world Holo-cast-roph-y
"Ah MAD Man", so Wordy,
Plant a bomb that's dirty,
It's your call till somebody else,
Makes glass your sand.

If you think that this guy who.
Says he's gonna promise you,
He'll give you the shaft just wait and see.

"Ah MAD Man" won't listen,
He just thinks he can glisten,
"Ah MAD Man" the world has all it can stand.

He's that real "Ah Mad Man,"
Coming to this New York Land,
Listen to his radic plan,
It's "fudd-duddy"

(Minor Bridge)

Listen to his radic plan,
It's "fudd-duddy"

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Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
GUY, MY FRIEND!!! Great to hear from you again, sir! How've you been? I've missed your masterful syllable-matching and pacing. I'm semi-retired now - I post a parody once in a while, if I get an idea from current events or from my silly imagination.
God bless you, Guy - peace be with you, my friend.
Royce Miller - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Guy, it's good to see a familiar name, and I have been out for a very long time--long story. About your parody, it's true an idiot is an idiot, no matter where they go.
Rick D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm glad to hear from you, too. It's like old home week with you, Royce and Johnny
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Guy's back! For a while, I was thinking you'd switched to the Light Side of the Force and Bush had you locked up at Guantanamo! Well, they couldn't hold me either... A five of a song for a one of a target! Stick around this time, will ya?
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I wanna buy a bag of Doritos for lunch in your honor. Good to see ya. And the parody, yeah, that's good, too. :)
alvin - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
great to see you name pop up...nice bit o' bashin' here
Jack Wilson - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
*checks year* Is this 2004? LOL jk welcome back Guy! 5s
Red Ant - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thss reminds me of when I first joined the site - it's been nearly that long since I've seen ya, Guy. Welcome back and well done.
John Barry - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Guy. Hope you plan to stick around. Great job on an extremely worthy target.
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Great idea/OS matching and idiot skewering... I look forward to more of your legendary work in the near future!
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I joined here after you left, but became a fan of your work anyway... Your songs are cited and linked in a couple of mine. (No, not gonna tell ya which -- you'll just have ta search 'em all lol). AIR is like the Roach Motel.. you check in, you never truly leave. 555, and welcome back, now or any time.
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Your arrival was certainly more welcome than Ahmadinejad's... 5-5-5
Ann Hammond - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this
Adagio - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey!! Where you been??
John Jenkins - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
What a surprising treat, Guy. Excellent spoof of a very deserving target. Particularly enjoyed "Holo-cast-roph-y."
Tim Hall - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back!
Guy - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey NJ Mike - So glad to have you welcome me back. You're my favorite liberal who is just like I like my steaks -rare. Thanks for the regards, sir. Johnny D. So nice to hear from you. How's life in good ol' Mass., home of Chucky G.? Be well my friend.. Royce - You are still refreshing and I hope still quirky. Thanks for the shout-out! Rick D. My west coast compatriot. I'll never forget when you and your wife put my words to music and published them. Nice to see you still here.. Argi. You are a mainstay on this site. Thanks for the comments. Alvin - The guy who comes off the wall with some of the funniest stuff I've ever encountered. Thanks for the shout out. Jack - Glad to see that you have synchronized your calendar. Nice talking to you again. Glad you are still here. Red ANt - What ever happened to Blue Ant. I'd take your kind of ant here anyday. All we get is the "fire" variety. (ouch). John - I'm sticking around but not to catch you with your song total. Well done sir. TJC - I haven't had the pleasure and I'm glad to make your aquaintance. TT - Once again - Use whatever you like. I am honored that you would use my links in your work. Thanks. Mr. Mac. That ain't sayin' much but I'll take what I can get. Thanks. Thank you Ann.. Adagio - I've been hiding from the walls falling in on me. JJ - Glad you liked my "strategerectic" vocublary. he-he. Tim - Thanks for the welcome. God Bless you all!

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