> "Defer Math"
Original Song Title:
"Monster Mash"
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Parody Song Title:
"Defer Math"
The Lyrics
We like working in our labs late at night,
It's the lies we pose that so excites.
For the transfer of grants grab us a prize,
It helps to keep us in supplies.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
Though my laboratory's got no hassle lease,
It's the master boardroom where the grants we do fleece,
We need more money for the Hubble has showed,
That our galaxy may soon explode.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
Tsunamis are lots of fun,
Our studies are not yet done.
We'll press deluded snatch scam,
For moola for this one.
It seems you're knockin' when we're not gaining some ground,
Ignore arcane quacked knowledge that is found.
We cofferbangers know how to contrive,
With our fiscal swoop, our grants we revive.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
Out of our coffers, we do our thing,
Science is golden, but money's king.
No hittin' the skids, we must subsist,
That's why we're just so ate up with our megalomania gist.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
With our science for fuel, we make our demand,
And our defer math, how it lets us command.
Now you start giving your cash to our crew,
Cause we 'Clowns of Science' have our hobby to do.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.
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