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Song Parodies -> "Defer Math"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Defer Math"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

My "Clowns of Science" parody inspired this one. Reference: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/simonandgarfunkel14.shtml
We like working in our labs late at night,
It's the lies we pose that so excites.
For the transfer of grants grab us a prize,
It helps to keep us in supplies.

We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.

Though my laboratory's got no hassle lease,
It's the master boardroom where the grants we do fleece,
We need more money for the Hubble has showed,
That our galaxy may soon explode.

We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.

Tsunamis are lots of fun,
Our studies are not yet done.
We'll press deluded snatch scam,
For moola for this one.

It seems you're knockin' when we're not gaining some ground,
Ignore arcane quacked knowledge that is found.
We coffer-bangers know how to contrive,
With our fiscal swoop, our grants we revive.

We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.

Out of our coffers, we do our thing,
Science is golden, but money's king.
No hittin' the skids, we must subsist,
That's why we're just so ate up with our megalomania gist.

We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.

With our science for fuel, we make our demand,
And our defer math, how it lets us command.
Now you start giving your cash to our crew,
Cause we 'Clowns of Science' have our hobby to do.

We do the math,
We do a defer math.
We defer math,
With each theory we trash.
Some fuzzy math,
Cause it gets us our cash.
We do the math,
We do a defer math.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Rating for this parody = 5 cubed
Wild Man - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll submit my "Monster Mash" Tommorow, an extra long version. 555 Chalupas for a great theme and tune!
... (responding to Johnny D) - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
So that would be a hundred and twenty-five.
Same here.
TVOD - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! Perfect score!
who cares what my name is - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
ditto. dirito u r a genious
Adagio - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
That was extra good, Guy!
Claude Prez - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Mathterful.
The Great Karlando - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I F*****g HATE math, but i managed to find a way to get ya all 5's here. Good job.
Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant Guy !
malcolm higgins - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for a total input score of fourteen.. well done guy
Math man - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
5 5 5 equals fifteen not fourteen.
Guy - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Math man, but you have to remember that this is 'Defer Math' and this is about what we get from scientists when they bend the math in their favor to acquire grant money to fund their 'hobbies'. And thanks everyone who voted and commented on my parody.
Guy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
The local oldies station has been playing this song about once every hour or so for the last four or five days. I'm getting to singing my version of this song as I drive along. I had a friend in the car as we went to lunch today and I sung my version as this one played. He almost lost it. (his lunch that is).
Jeff Reuben - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This is good Guy
A Einttein - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I mananged to get an IP address from the great beyond and after suffering death (which ain't really all that bad, verbotten) I, A. Einstein haf realized that ve haf really haf bin hootwinkin' all you faithful taxpayers into givink us grants for all the "Bull Shisa". Happy to comment from the great beyond unt pleaze lookin' of the "Clown of Science" parody under zis author for the prelude to this very controversical subject. I know 'cause I'm dead and if you are reading this you are still alive and haf time to vake up! Mach Schnell! Sincerely, A. Einstein, from the great beyond. PS. Don't ask me how I got here, you vould never understand.

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