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Song Parodies -> "Hilly She's Such A Zero"

Original Song Title:

"Billy Don't Be a Hero"

Original Performer:

Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods

Parody Song Title:

"Hilly She's Such A Zero"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

What is her plan, for USA main street?
She thinks harass means her behind.
She was the boss, not her old man Billy,
Her Senate seat, sits her behind.
Out in Des Moines now she got bolder,
It's gettin' ugly her cliche.
It's understood, she keeps on a lyin',
She grinds her gears, she's on her way.

Hilly, she's such a zero, she wants to rule us for life.
Hilly, she's such a zero, was she the prez or the wife?
But she is just such a ho, that old Hilly, her hat will throw,
Hilly, she's such a zero, run for term three.

No colder blue than be trapped on a Hill ride,
Sure hope her campaign runs aground.
The torment ride as her sharp fangs destroys,
She'll give this nation such a pound.
She'll try to engineer her glide up,
She'll peck on us like an old hen.
And Billy's hand be up some ho's garment,
Be gettin' all the ho's in bed.

I said,
Hilly, she's such a zero, she wants to rule us for life.
Hilly, she's such a zero, was she the prez or the wife?
But she is just such a ho, that old Hilly, her hat will throw,
Hilly, she's such a zero, run for term three.

I hope that some dark day we don't get her,
Let's don't let Hilly have her way.
Don't let her 'cause she's such a zero,
Hope her campaign just fades away,
So, just let New York keep her, OK?

Hilly, she's such a zero, she wants to rule us for life.
Hilly, she's such a zero, was she the prez or the wife?
But she is just such a ho, that old Hilly, her hat will throw,
Hilly, she's such a zero, run for term three.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL ! Oh I love biting and witty political satire. Great internal rhyme-work as always, Guy, especially on lines like:

Hilly, she's such a zero, was she the prez or the wife?

...and...

No colder blue than be trapped on a Hill ride,

...and...

She'll try to engineer her glide up,
She'll peck on us like an old hen.
And Billy's hand be up some ho's garment,
Be gettin' all the ho's in bed.

You did it again, Guy. Great work! 555
Adagio - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Yea, I see the internal rhyme. :D That's great, Guy!
Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I also like biting and witty political satire. Sure wish Guy would send us some. Don't worry, Hillary will remain New York's Senator for life. After all, it's not like the Democratic nomination will be open in 2008.
Johhny Badnote - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I vote 5-1-2. I don't agree with the content. That's just my opinion :D
Guy - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for your vote, comment and honesty, JB. Wish some other's out here had your sense.
Mr. X - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Mr. Badnote.
Vee - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
She's scary.
littleCupCakes - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
555: Even though I share the same birthdate (Scorpio) with 'Da Hill', she gets no votes from me.

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