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Song Parodies -> "Homo-ed Again Tragically"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert O'Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Homo-ed Again Tragically"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Every evening after chow,
All the inmates hit the shower,
And I'm tryin' myself to seat myself,
To where they cannot deflower.
And knowing they won't stop, until they get off,
They've a distort view, can't avoid this crew,
They get worked up when they're lathered.
I do not want to perch and then lurch,
As they are preying, all in the buff,
I won't stand up,
They don't want me abstaining.
That guy's like Johhny Holmes,
And now he wants me prone!
Homo-ed again, tragically.

My daddy used to say,
Those people in jail are gay.
If you land into, you'll get a clue,
What Bubba wants to convey.
Do to you a thing profound,
Something Greek, then slap you 'round.
But look out for Dutch, he's way too much,
He's the king of things of Greece's.
Smell of saurkraut,
And a highway lined with Hershey,
If you get upon his list
He will really hurt thee with the dirty deed,
A doctor you will need, homo-ed again, tragically.

It seems to me I should have more smarts,
Then to land in here to get rear ended,
I'm so offended.
Who will they do? Who will they do?
Homo-ed again, tragically.

I'm in here for lots of years,
And the debts are in ar-rears,
A reciever wide I've turned the tide,
I'm thinkin' 'bout turnin' queer.
If they start gettin' bold,
Just throw 'em in the hole,
Couldn't comprehend why with all these men,
Were all lookin' for some bacon,
When they used to start it would smart the fun they're pokin',
Dispite discouragement from me,
No bones of mine were broken.
So now I'm turnin' gay,
Because it's here I'll stay,
Homo-ed again, magically.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jack Wilson - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! 555!
mac - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, but I'm not sure if I want to see the video.
Adagio - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. 5's
Johnny D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, when it comes to working the technical aspects of parody like internal rhyme and pacing, you are right up there. I salute your mechanical engineering of syllables, pacing, and rhyme once more - you are a master technician when it comes to assembling words and sounds. 5's for your sonic and phonic architecture.
Michael Pacholek - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
On talent alone, this was really, really good. On taste... Wait, that's a whole other double entendre. But Guy's "rear view" (on the issues of both lust and excretion) should be left behind. And I didn't say a word about perceived prejudice!
Stray Pooch - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Cripes! Talk about "scared straight!" Nice one, Guy!
Guy - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all to who enjoy the room full of toilet parodies. Seems I have a small but loyal following on this subject. There is a new one should be out tomorrow. It's a parody on Bungle In The Jungle and I promise it will be shitty.
Meriadoc - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, you never cease to amaze me!
Peregrin - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, that is simply priceless! Excellent!

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