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Song Parodies -> "Hung Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett And The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Hung Girl"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Hung girl, what sex is your kind?
Were love to bloom, just what would I find?
Like Piper's plum girl,
What if you're hung girl?

You spin the yarn of a woman,
You play so secret and aloof.
I cannot quite conceive you in the buff,
It's just my luck,
So do I flirt and risk the truth?


Hung girl, you're lookin' so fine,
What if your sex was not reassigned?
Bet you're fun girl,
If you're not hung girl.


Please pinch me hard so I'll wake up,
You're just some "lady" in disguise.
Although I know there's a schlong may see,
All "bonery",
I've seen a book filled with you "guys".


Hung girl, are you of "man-kind"?
My love can't do what's stuck in my mind.
It would be fun girl,
If you're not hung girl.

(Short Instrumental)

Can't do no homo boy mama,
But still I wonder what you are.
You've got some rear,
That looks mighty fine,
I must decline,
'Cause I'm not smokin' no cigar.


Hung girl, if I cross that line,
My love life view may be redefined,
After one whirl,
May find this fun girl.

(Repeat chorus and fade)

Acknowledgements - This same theme has been done by Malcolm Higgins in 2003 and "South Park Al" AKA Alvin Rhodes in 2004. Unfortunately I wrote it before I checked for previous versions on the same song with the same theme. Sorry guys - I'm not here to steal your thunder. It's been over 3 months since I have felt like doing any parody. I've done a lot of soul searching over the tragedy of my friend and fellow parody writer Royce Miller. I am sure that she would not want me to quit writing. Here's to you Royce. I'm sure this would give you some chuckles. I have been in contact with Malcolm and he told me to go for it. It's high time I climb back onto that horse. Although the idea is not original I can assure you that the lyrics are. And Alvin - If I have to follow someone's lead I can think of no better author than you, sir.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
hi guy !...glad to see your name grace these pages again....hope to see more of your work soon...nice job on this....especially liked the cigar line
LadyCupCakes - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord Guy, so good to see you again, Sir ! I'm glad that you are "back in the saddle again" , out where a friend is a Godsend !
John Barry - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody give new meaning to "union gap."
Trans-I-Am - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Unambiguous 5's
Peregrin - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody Guy! Horrible thoughts!
Guy - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin - I'll be writing some but it will be slow. I did enter a parody in one of the comps and another by default in the SOTY comps. I loved your Steely Dan parody today. You've done what I've been trying to do for over a year. Come up with something for the OS "Bodhisattva". Thanks buddy - we'll still see ya around. I haven't hung up my pen yet.

M'Lady, Oh but the pleasure is all mine to see you comment on this write. I got a hint that you may be planning on writing. You already have a fan with me if you do. Thanks.

Sir John - Wish I'd have thought of that "Union Gap" gimick. I know just how I'd apply it if I had this to do over again. Thanks.

Trans-I-AM - Yes, thanks even if the subject of the parody was a bit ambiguous.

Pip - I'll take the "horrible thoughts" as a compliment. I guess it was meant to do that depending on ones orientation in some cases. Thanks.

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