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Song Parodies -> "Anus"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

Shocking Blue

Parody Song Title:

"Anus"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

A soreness in a tender spot,
Is burning like a fever flame,
It targets the booty it does,
The anus is in pain.

That spot hit, yeah maybe you bought it.
Well, when the anus, is on fire PREP-H acquire,
Well, when the anus, is on fire PREP-H acquire.

A little dab of it apply,
Aching in the can gets slammed,
Coolin' the bomb site's a must,
Now you're a happy lad.

That spot hit, yeah maybe you bought it.
Well, when the anus, is on fire PREP H acquire,
Well, when the anus, is on fire PREP H acquire.

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Rick D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Since IDNTS I still like "I'm Preperation H, I am" better. Especially since I just sang it.
Guy - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Well could you at least leave a vote so I know how well you liked this?
Adagio - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe!!
Rice Cube - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
"Prep H acquire" makes you sound like Yoda :-D
Rick D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I generally don't vote if it's one I don't like from someone I usually do. Or if it's about the site. But since you asked. I noticed that when I first came on, votes were low and few. They've been going up slowly since. It helps to build rapport, a following and "respect". I assume that's what you've done and you've earned it. But if I put on a stinker, the lack of votes lets me know.
Johnny D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good technical work with internal rhyme as always.
2nz - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing, pacing, pacing. You know, I'm starting to think you're related to 'Preperation H Raymond' from Late Night w/Conan. Or at least a huge fan.
Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Paul Robinson - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, Wasn't based on the same original "Venus" I was thinking of DKTOS.
Guy - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Paul - You are thining of Paul Anka's song Venus. They are nothing alike. This song is much faster paced.
Bob Gomez - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job on this, Guy, with a very diffiicult rhyme scheme to match. Worthy of 5's. d;:^)
Meriadoc - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Guy, the obvious choice for this parody (except for p*nis, which I think is not going to get past the censor... ;-) )
wdh - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song! All 5s! It's a bit short, however, which makes it hard to put over others in the A category
John Jenkins - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody - the makers of Preparation H should use this in their marketing.
neminem - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah... kind of Yoda-ish, and kind of short. I am going to have to give you 4s for it, though good idea.
Claude Prez - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Socko on the pacing and as usual some very clever matches with the original.
Paul Robinson - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy - As noted earlier this one is DKTOS for me.
Spaff.com - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't find your anus a funny subject at all. Heh heh heh. Actually, GD'R, there were some great images in this. My personal fave: "Coolin' the bomb site."
Tim Hall - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
A nice piece of burning satire.
BobyBird 7:18 - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy! I'm BobyBird, and your parody here rules! I could sum up your parody in four words, dude... GOD BLESS PREPARATION H! LMAO...Rock on! BobyBird.

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