Botox keeps stallin' out my head.
A shot right between the eyes has turned my face to lead,
Defy gravity, but,
Botox won't let my sinus drain, I'm proclaiming.

This stuff makes your face tight as a drum,
And it makes it smoother than a newborn baby's bum.
Shot me up a glob, that,
Botox keeps stallin' out my head,
It keeps stallin'.

It's just a sting,
And whoa.
These wrinkles will not beat me,
Gone completely.
It won't be long 'til shapeliness sets,
In concretely.

Botox keeps stallin' out my head.
You just can't deny a cheat that makes pigs,
Lose their spread.
Hope my face don't split, that,
Botox keeps stallin' out my head,
It keeps stallin'.
Your face will freeze,
Just like a block of hard cheese.

It won't be long it will supress all,
Nerves completly.

Botox keeps stallin' out my head.
A shot right between the eyes has turned my face to lead,
Defy gravity, but,
Botox won't let my sinus drain, I'm proclaiming.
Your face will freeze,
Just like a block of hard cheese.