-> "Bitch Shot"
Original Song Title:
"Big Shot"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bitch Shot"
The Lyrics
Well, some uptown fightin' left a crime-a-scene,
Five-O line Park Avenue closed.
Too bad that Dom Perri gone in da can,
He got gooned up; suppose?
Oooo They set wake up for the mourning,
Got dead now retired.
"Through the eyes" do bloody we see.
Mor-on wise guys go get sloppy,
A rat's been snitchin' for plea.
And caused that lad to bein' bitch shot, din't-dey?
So now we're lookin' "through the mouth".
They had to leave him bitch shot, din't-dey?
Now their "friends" we'll all knock off,
They thought they had the last word, last fight,
We're gettin' everything clocked off.
They're gonna get a right hot, shot fight,
Because they did a bitch shot last night.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh NOOO!
Aaaad, they'll be all distressed, when comes "Nelse's" mess,
And the people that they knew get all slain.
When they're quarry gets the late-ness express,
Like Japan's bullet train.
Awwwww - they take and dismember,
All these dings what's dead.
Then they secure them all in a row,
They called him "One Hit Money",
His cure rids hoods what are foes.
Yeah, yeah, just had to be a bitch shot, din't-dey?
Bad, we move it out the crowd.
They had to take a bitch shot, din't-dey?
That got all their friends clocked out.
We had to do some fast work, last night,
So much guns so many rounds,
We done the bad with 12 gauge, old pipe,
And badda-bing they're bitch shot, last rights!
whoah oh-oh-oh whoa oh-oh-oh oh oh-oh whoa-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh whoa oh-oh-oh whoa oh-oh-oh
Well, we hit "Big Pin" and "Sticker's" defense men,
And we know they won't leave it alone.
But they'll be droppin' a dime,
And when we're meeting next time we'll be home.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it had to be a bitch shot, one-two,
Now got us lookin' "through the mouth".
It had to be a bitch shot, one-two,
We intend to knock them off,
This will not be a fast war, fast fight,
We got guns and we got rounds
Their bad - they have those light Watts shot hypes,
We're gonna do a bitch shot tonight.
Whoa oh-oh whoa-oh-oh-oh oh oh whoa-oh
Bitch shot... Bitch shot... Bitch shot... Bitch shot...
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