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Song Parodies -> "Just Look Under The Turd And You'll See"

Original Song Title:

"What A Wonderful World It Would Be"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sam Cooke

Parody Song Title:

"Just Look Under The Turd And You'll See"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Like to write 'bout proctology,
Study of ass-trology.
And I try to pose a science look,
There's just something 'bout a shit they took.
And I do so like to take a view,
Body functions can have humor too.
Just look under the turd and you'll see.

So I refrain from being real prudent,
Won't you laugh with me,
Or maybe in being a dead prudent baby,
Comments would be more kindly.

Ain't allowed to do pornography,
So I'm writin' colostomy.
Facts all dealin' with neuralgia,
Up your butt like a two by four,
With songs about number one and two,
Room full of toilets waits for you,
Just look under the turd and you'll see.

So I refrain from being real prudent,
Won't you laugh with me,
Or maybe in being a dead prudent baby,
Comments would be more kindly.

Like to write 'bout proctology,
Study of ass-trology.
And I try to pose a science look,
There's just something 'bout a shit they took.
And I do so like to take a view,
Body functions can have humor too.
Just look under the turd and you'll see.

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Adagio - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you going for the record here of how many potty, etc. songs you can write? :D Good one 5's
Guy - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe I'll go for an alBUM. Call it AMIRIGHT's greatest sHITs.
Johnny D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
So Guy....you're an ass-trologer and an expert at ass-tronomy, eh? Can you tell me then..... are there moons around Uranus ? 5's
Guy - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - I don't know, let me get some privacy and a mirror.
Jeff Reuben - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song, even better when I realized I was singing to the wrong tune about halfway through and corrected myself =)
Laurence Dunne - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Simply 5-5-5
Jack Wilson - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO! 5's!
Claude Prez - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That's weird; I was just working on one with a similar theme today. This was real good butt I'll probably still do mine.
Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't see anything under Bush.
Adagio - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Doh! Johnny and Guy...lololol
Rick D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Now I'm in good company! I've attracted ones just like you!
mac - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun and educational as usual, Guy. 5-5-5
Adagio - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy...what you said...'Maybe I'll go for an alBUM. Call it AMIRIGHT's greatest sHITs. ' LOLOLOL!!
poomaster - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
My favorite!
Mr 1's - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, we can see that, Mr. Poomaster. However, this OS is actually titled "Wonderful World."

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