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Song Parodies -> "Out Of My Rear End"

Original Song Title:

"Up Around The Bend"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Out Of My Rear End"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Click here for a Youtube video of CCR's "Up Around The Bend"
It's a race to the "head" where I'm goin',
Burst of gas out my seat is why.
No delay, no delay, bowels blowin',
Out a stinkin' rip did fly.

Boxes of raisins in,
Now wantin' out of my rear end.


It's a long couple miles to the baño, [1]
Better chit [2] while the chitlin’s good.
Pinch a loaf at the rest stop on highway,
Got a need on to squeeze some wood.

Come on old exit 10,
Wished puttin' on those old Depends®.


Over yonder's a petrol Shell® station.
Exit 9, I just missed it, hey!
Almost time, 'cause this wood is in motion,
Gotta clear my cargo bay.

Where is that room called "men"?
A "turdle's" head, it does descend.



Hatch a slide down that old Hershey® highway,
Need a seat where there's toiletry.
It's that place called the "head" I need goin',
Get that log, get that log out me.

Takin' it on the chin,
They've closen down that exit 10!


[1] Baño - (Pronounced ban-yo) Spanish word for toilet - hey, this parody was written in South Texas, ok?

[2] Chit - Ref [1] - Keep in mind where the parody was written, OK?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   2
 5   8

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alvin - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
i howled nonstop reading this one...matched the urgency of the OS well
Andy Primus - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
There seems to be a glut of fart related parodies to songs that are in my collection. This one's pretty funny as well - boxes of raisins in made me laugh the most. Personally I wouldn't describe mine as a cargo bay - there's as much that goes into a cargo bay as comes out of it.
The Stinker - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Pooptastically brilliant.
John Barry - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
no name - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Bored with it. But the pacing was fine. Perhaps that 1-ster was someone who didn't like restroom humour?
McKludge - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, some folks just don't like bathroom humor. Call me sophmoric, but farts are funny (as show by my submission yesterday)
adagio - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
'A "turdle's" head, it does descend.' LOL The whole thing was hilarious. :) 5's
Guy - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG - I forgot to thank the commenter on this one. Oops...

Thanks Alvin, you seem to always be on my comment page and I appreciate that.

Primus - I had to work with what the OS supplied me. Thanks for liking this.

Stinky - This was right up yer... er... alley, yeah that's it, that's the word I was searching for. Thanks.

Senor Barry - Y como miederda a tu. Muchas gracias. =;-)

No Name - 1 votes bother me not as I pay way more attention to the comments than the votes. A one vote says that I got to somebody. Oh, well "some of the people some of the time, etc... Thanks!

McKludge - So do I but this subject purely irritates a few of the readers out here so I do it seldomly. Thanks.

Pat - I remembered one of those Chevy Chase "Vacation" movies that had a scene about "turtling" and thus a line was passed, er I mean created. Thanks!

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