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Song Parodies -> "Pu-lease Dab Your Crabs"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

Original Performer:

José Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Pu-lease Dab Your Crabs"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,

Pthirus o' pubis your pubies they grab.

Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,

Change under-wear-o when you grease your nads.

You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,

Now your bottom itch and smart.

Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,

Gnaws on your huevos so go tweese those crabs

Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,

Beware libido brings you fleas and crabs.

You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,

Now your bottom itch and smart.

You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,

Now your bottom itch and smart.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant and funny grossness that matches the original song's rhyme and pacing as closely as this parody does will always earn 5's from me!
Adagio - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea - funny and gross...5's
John Barry - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
íMy bueno, Sr. DiRito!
Meriadoc - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I hear tell in Texas, they're as big as armadillos? Sick, but funny! ;-)
alvin rhodes - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
fives just for the "hairy mistress" line alone...too funny
Peregrin - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I have said it before, and will again. You're a sick man, Guy. Sick but funny! Excellent.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Muy ewwwww! 555

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