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Song Parodies -> "Cacklin' Rosie"

Original Song Title:

"Cracklin' Rosie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Cacklin' Rosie"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Cacklin' Rosie's out her gourd,
She's got gay pride and she really loves to crow.
Suing for dough,
Gave up her show,
Her concubine is a man-like lady, yeah.

Bitchin' so much killed her reign,
The 'queen of nice' now sings quite a different song.
Commenting strong,
She so loves to taunt.
Don't need to say please to no men cause they're all buffoons.

Oh, they got old Rosie riled,
She's gonna make their whole world crappie.
So this lawsuit she did file.
Cacklin' Rose, she's so hot for women,
She's got a thing for that female plumbin',
She'll pang for her he girl,
Cause that's the way she's drawn.

Gay and how,
Gay and how,
Gay and how, this lady.

Cacklin' Rosie, so hostile,
She really digs the power, she's a fright,
With her court fight,
She got a scheme and a huge obsession, yeah.

Oh, they got old Rosie riled,
She's gonna make their whole world crappie.
So this lawsuit she did file.
Cacklin' Rose, she's so hot for women,
She's got a thing for that female plumbin',
She'll pang for her he girl,
Cause that's the way she's drawn.

Gay and how,
Gay and how,
Gay and how, this lady.

Cacklin' Rosie, so hostile,
She really digs the power, she's a fright,
With her court fight,
She got a scheme and a huge obsession, yeah.

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Rick D - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
We hate Rosier and Neil Diamond. Good stuff.
Adagio - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know the song, but know what a scikler you are for pacing...the rest I could judge. Reminded me...she did used to be so nice, didn't she? I really like the parody!
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Rosie has a dark side, The only time I think I liked her acting was in that Flintstones Flick.
musiclover - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Speak for yourself, RIck! Plenty of us LOVE Neil Diamond, and can't stand Rosie!!!!
Peregrin - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job Guy - for the record I like Diamond but DISlike Rosie....
Guy - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I used to like Rosie a while ago before she wierded out. She seemed fairly harmless. I guess my opinion of her changed when she jumped Tom Selleck on her show saying he should be arrested for owning guns. I think she forgot that the second amendment had not , and is still at this writing, not been repealed. I think she had a lot of people fooled including, yours truly, with that 'queen of nice' act'. Now she's the 'queen of knives', as in your back. Since then she has really slid downhill. BUT, I have always liked Neil Diamond's music. Don't think he has one song that I do not like. May do more on him. Thanks all for our comments and votes.

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