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Song Parodies -> "Whiny Bastard"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Whiny Bastard"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Timeliness is a bit off on this one, but I am sure this guy will chirp up again as soon as he gets coherent enough since his last binge.
Thought he'd maybe, 1980, White House he had planned,
Lady died, police file, but nary a charge did stand.
Senate senior, says shouldn't be there, clashin' in the sand,
So now they're set free, allies left, see, whiny bastard makes demands.

Screeches from his senate seat,
Chanting pickets war's outlawed.
Spurns Iraq, gives Bush shaft,
This tub-o-lard says leave Baghdad.

This wino man, don't like Bush plan,
He wants moratorium.
Drove along, he done her wrong,
Says off that bridge I'll drive when comes.

But oh, how he deals the Hill,
Trying so to block each bill.
Cronies too, who rant unclearly,
And they speak awfully, slowly.

Bold's this poster whiny bastard,
He once drove right off the highway.
Was he down three sheets from ginin'?
He's such a bitchy boy today.

Thought he'd maybe, 1980, White House he had planned,
Lady died, police file, but nary a charge did stand.
Senate senor, says shouldn't be there, clashin' in the sand,
So now they're set free, allies left, see, whiny bastard makes demands.

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Adagio - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny parody about a true, tragic situation...talking about that lady...the other is just him being outlandish and rather stupidly funny...lending fodder for parodies.. 5's
Royce Miller - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
he's a whiny and winey bastard indeed
alvin rhodes - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
a good parody is timeless...this one slayed me...5s
Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
So the women Georgie Bush, the bigger drunk, sent to die for nothing in Iraq don't matter to you, but a 36-year-old accident does? And Ted is still thinner than Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde. And is faithful to his second wife, unlike they are.
Guy - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, I guess I could get really upset at what your comment says if I even took this parody half as seriously as you seem to have.

Now that I got that off my chest, no I'm not overly concerned about a 36 year old accident where someone's daughter died, but I would be if I were one of her parents. Do you have any kids, and if you do or did, have you ever lost one so needlessly? 36 years or 36 hours is the same for a parent remembering the loss of a child. I've been there, done that and have reluctantly joined that club. It's been nearly 10 years for me but when I remember it, it is no different than if it were 10 hours. And yes the loss I suffered was also one of needlessness. If you have money and/or power you can likely make anything adverse to you go away. The parody's intent is to portrait the abuse of power, not who is the bigger drunk or bigger cheat. I allowed myself to have fun with it by using terms like wino and tub-o-lard. Don't mind me please, it's just how I cope. And thanks for your comment.
Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Clearly, the Bushes have more money than the Kennedys, because they've made far more and far worse stuff "go away." Or should I mention that Laura Bush killed somebody with her car? (But Mike, it was an accident! And it was a long time ago!) Exactly.
Guy - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Pat, Royce and Alvin, thanks for your comments and your ability to enjoy this at just its face value.
Adagio - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Good grief, Michael!!

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