Ice drops on toeses, you whimper for mittens,
Questions unsettled if you're men or women.
Penning their packages write not what sings,
They are just two of my favorite beings.

Shop for baloney in shopping carts brutal,
Mis-spells from "Michele", like pretsells and knoodles.
Si'mese they try a lampoon kind of thing,
They are just two of my favorite beings.

Does one wear dresses the other moustaches?
Prose makes us stay for their blows and their bashes.
Savor these winners who belt many things,
They are just two of my favorite beings.

"Peregrin Bites", stealing Sears® things,
"The Heart of Ol' Baghdad "
I simply remember my favorite beings,
And then I will laugh quite mad.

Drains clogs in houses without any plumbing,
These two will meddle in things unbecoming.
Spirited slappages tried on all things,
They are just two of my favorite beings.

Teamed up two cronies, their crisp zappled noodles,
Jail cells with no Prell®, their schitzel's not brutal.
They grease on the fly with a tune full of quips,
I really like that ol' Merry and Pip.

Who wears the dresses and who wears the pantses,
Are these two lovers what would be the chances?
They bust into splinters the songs that we sing,
They are just two of my favorite beings.

These two am'rights, they can see things,
And they deal them bad.
Just simply remember the fun that they bring,
Their absence would make us sad.