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Song Parodies -> "Dan's Rather Slippery"

Original Song Title:

"She'd Rather Be With Me"

Original Performer:

The Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"Dan's Rather Slippery"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Dan Rather the anchor of CBS news and 60 minutes has caught my attention again with his fraudulent news reporting. Seems this time he has been caught red handed being under handed. I caught some grief from some people when this parody posted on Mr Rather on 12/25/03. Daniel Rather ______ News Story
Some guys spread their crap around,
Like a scandle on the news to see.
Unfair, he tried to gun George down,
Now you know Dan Rather's slip-per-y.

Me-oh-my, Danny guy is in a jam,
Fraud is why he should be canned,
He's all lies this guy named Dan.

News ploys that he spread around,
You can't trust him to report the news.
But that boy better settle down,
'Cause you know Dan Rather's biased views.

CBS - The big eye don't look so grand,
Wonder what they'll do with Dan,
Seems they're buyin' off his scam.

Bla bla bla bla bla-bla bla
Bla bla bla bla bla-bla bla
Bla bla bla bla bla-bla ba
Bla bla bla bla bla-bla bla

Some-one needs to take him down,
He can't handle nothin' trust-wor-thy.
But his world's 'bout to run a ground,
'Cause you know that Rather resists,

Yes, Dan Rather, resists,
Resistin' ob-ject-i-vi-ty.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 10

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Royce Miller - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I agree that Dan is slippery, like an eel.
Adagio - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww...Rather was caught slipping on his own crap. Good parody. 5's
Tricky D!ck - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee, I wonder what Pacholek is going to say about this. I thought it was an accurate view of the facts, something Dan has little knowledge of. :D
Adagio - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Tricky...I was wondering that myself!

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