[Spoken]
Oh my, think some parts got broken
Where is this hound's scrotum?
Cryin', I'm dyin'
They were here when we left there's no denyin'
I think someone did something rash, I'm dissed.

Anybody seen those jewels of mine?
They did depart, which broke my tool..
Missin' baby, to get to hackin' jewels is so cruel,
I'm like dyin', anybody seen my jewels?
Falling in love was such an easy thing to do,
I'm now an amputee who just can't make love.
I'm feelin' so blue.

Oh, oh no, Took me to the vet to see,
Then he altered my an-at-o-my.
Loved my keepers, gave them devotion,
They wacked off mine in just one motion!

Anybody seen those jewels of mine?
Guess contraception is their rule.
Missin' baby, I cannot fax my tool, it's so cruel,
They've gone farewell, yea,
And I cannot use my tool.

Now that I'm gelded when my Fifi wants to play,
All my ability for pleasin's been snipped away.
Oh, oh no, scratchin' an itch came naturally,
You can't do much with sterility.
Ask master why this thing you do,
Worse than the pound boy am I so screwed.

Not a buddy takes your jewels, unkind.
They took some parts and broke my tool,
Missin' baby, my cockleshell's gone, oh it's cruel.
I'll never play it again,
Missin' from me, baby.
Not a buddy takes your jewels, unkind.
(Contraception) contraception is their rule,
I cannot fax my tool, it's so cruel, unkind.
Has anybody seen my jewels?
Missin', missin', baby,
Anybody seen my jewels?