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Song Parodies -> "The Horse That Shot Flame"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse With No Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"The Horse That Shot Flame"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I was watchin' a football tourney,
And suckin' a Miller High Life.
There were Panthers, some Kid Rock, and freaks,
Other bands and thrills and streaks.
And half time a peep did I spy but no fuzz,
They applied to the crowds.
Delete can not, it was live, oh my!
Justin's rippin' on her gown.

But I liked best the insert with the horse that shot flame,
With that fired up ass of methane.
Was a horse fart that cooked the face off that dame,
And there's just no tellin' what his ass did contain.

La, la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la,
La, la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la.

Just a few plays with the ball they'd run,
Each play they ran was blown dead.
After three plays, no first down was won,
We better punt the quarterback said.
As the game did unfold, they began to unload,
I was glad that neither team led

But I liked best the insert with the horse that shot flame,
With that fired up ass of methane.
Was a horse fart that cooked the face off that dame,
And there's just no tellin' what his ass did contain.

La, la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la,
La, la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la.

After nine plays when they brought out the tee,
'Cause a field goal would earn them three.
There were chants and words and blocks and things,
There were fans and thrills and zings.
For'd motion made 'em revert to a kick from the ground,
And a penality from a shove.
Such a pity they didn't run out of downs,
This, the Panthers would surely love.

You see, I liked best the insert with the horse that shot flame,
With that fired up ass of methane.
Was a horse fart that cooked the face off that dame,
And there's just no tellin' what his ass did contain.

La, la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la,
La, la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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mac - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Neigh!
Adagio - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice.
Jan Unwin - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed myself hoarse.
Jack Wilson - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job 555!
Michael Pacholek - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I had a nagging feeling Guy would write about that stupid commercial.
Stray Pooch - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy you worked your flaming butt off on this one and it shows! "And half time a peep did I spy but no fuzz" and several other lines like it were golden. Really well done!
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A queef is just a queef. Got to agree with Stray, the fuzz line was a peach.
O. Marcus - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
tee-hee-hee-----(giggle!) heeheeeheeeeeee---- haaaah! (omigod,omigod !) hee-heeeeee---.(Okay now,gotta tyyyyyyype thiiiiiis comment slooooowly now.) You have a really great parody there,and you done it so quickly . I really like how you-BWAAAAA HA HA HAHAAAAA!,-"COOKED THE FACE OFF THAT DAME !" I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT MILK CAME OUT MY NOSE!(strange,considering that I had not drank milk recently;)
John Jenkins - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Super parody, Guy.
Gary Main - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Done. Nice work on a very funny commercial. Havent felt like doing much writing on songs lately. Got my screenplay draft down on 20 pages. wrote a couple serious songs and like 16 poems. have 2 more screenplays to write up, costs 20$ to copyright it all in the screen writers guild so i am sending it all at once. i have been working on that movie script for like 4 yrs, its actually quite good, someone will use it i am sure. And yes i do like writing, but after smashing my fingers for 20 yrs on semi tractors, typing hurts my hands bad any more. the 2 finger approach i used for years in chats and such is to slow for multiple pages. Oh well, just wanted to say hello to everyone again, will be back again soon, CYA
Guy - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I just could not let this one pass, the horse didn't so I gassed up the old PC and cut some strings to a familiar smellody. Farty on readers and thanks!
Johnny D - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, good one, Guy! I'm sorry I missed it earlier. 5's
Jay W - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You capture Friday night Texas football to a 'tee'. Hilarious. 5's.
Grace Hampton - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The commercial was funny and so was your parody.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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