-> "Kerry Man"
Original Song Title:
"Carrie Anne"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kerry Man"
The Lyrics
Hey, Kerry man.
Hey, Kerry man.
You checked your own stool, fearing a pimple.
They put the senator's butt on a monitor.
Then they found a boulder poised to inspect,
Ripe for extraction as per their viewing.
Hey Kerry man, there's no shame now,
Not many do we spay.
Hey Kerry man, we're glad you came now,
Is this your lucky day?
Up your hallway's bum green rectal hiney,
Hospital attendant, scalpel bearing,
He wacked your charm while disengaging,
Then came a tragic disappearing.
Hey Kerry man, who's to blame now,
Not many do we spay.
Hey Kerry man, you're oh so lame now,
No more rolls in the hay.
You're so, not like a he-man you see (not like a he-man, you see)
More, more like a she-man than he (like a she-man than he)
Hey Kerry man, not the same now,
No more rolls in the hay.
Hey Kerry man, you're so lame now,
Viagra save the day.
Penial love you'll yearn and you'll be burning,
You'll lose your mind, 'cause of a bum feature.
You'll be stressin' over your gimp wicky
Come 'lection day how will you be weighing?
Hey Kerry man, stake your claim now,
Your feet are made of clay.
Hey Kerry man, hone your aim now,
Don't let it make you pay.
Kerry man, Kerry man, Kerry man.
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