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Song Parodies -> "It's A Real Hard Life When You Jones"

Original Song Title:

"New York Mining Disaster 1941"

Original Performer:

Bee-Gees

Parody Song Title:

"It's A Real Hard Life When You Jones"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Best way to stop using drugs is to never start.
There is a torment happening to me,
I am jonesin' on down to the nth degree.
Someone ripped my stash, an evil posse crew.

It's a real hard life when you jones,
Do you know what it's like on the downslide?
Wish I had some meth-a-done--hy-dro-chloride, for this jones.

Got my tax rebate; scored a quarter pound,
And then I hid it safely underground.
Then I shot some up before I jumped in bed,
Thinking all that stash will save me from my head.

I can't stand this strife when I jones,
This has so kicked my butt to the curbside,
If they're talking real proud, I'll kick their backside, for this jones.

There is a torment happening to me,
I am jonesin' on down to the nth degree.
Someone ripped my stash, an evil posse crew.

It's a real hard life when you jones,
This has so kicked my butt to the curbside,
Wish I had some meth-a-done--hy-dro-chloride, for this jones.

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Adagio - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Very melancholy, very beautiful. Good job on this song, Guy! 5's
Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Finally, a Guy parody Rush Limbaugh and I can agree on!
Johnny D - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Managed to catch a bit of the original song - good work here, Guy.

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