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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Do Nurse Chappel"

Original Song Title:

"Chapel Of Love"

Original Performer:

The Dixie Cups

Parody Song Title:

"Gonna Do Nurse Chappel"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Inspired by Paul Robinson's "Captain Kirk, The Space Wanderer". http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dionthebelmonts1.shtml
Gonna do Nurse Chappel,
'Cause ol' Kirk's a little ho-o-orny.
Gonna do Nurse Chappel,
And subspace is kinda sto-o-ormy.
Gee, he'd really love to,
Beam out to where it's sta-a-ary.
Settlin' on Nurse Chappel for love.

Scot-ty here, wa-a-arp core crew, whoa-oh-oh
Fix this thing, go grab a clue,
The Captain say, he's overdue,
Say's he's never so horny, he can't score. He's stuck here...

Gonna do Nurse Chappel,
'Cause ol' Kirk's a little ho-o-orny.
Gonna do Nurse Chappel,
And subspace is kinda sto-o-ormy.
Gee, he'd really love to,
Beam out to where it's sta-a-ary.
Settlin' on Nurse Chappel for love.

Spock's sens-ing, po-o-on far's a grind, whoa-oh-oh
He waits his two years less nine,
The Captain he'll, go out his mind,
So we better get fixin' that warp core. He's stuck here...

Gonna do Nurse Chappel,
'Cause ol' Kirk's a little ho-o-orny.
Gonna do Nurse Chappel,
And subspace is kinda sto-o-ormy.
Gee, he'd really love to,
Beam out to where it's sta-a-ary.
Settlin' on Nurse Chappel for love.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Settlin' on Nurse Chappel for love.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Fade)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Robert J. Pagliaro - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy - title alone warrants the 5's. By the way, caught your picture and I'm glad to see you have the liberal look about you. And, if you do make the convention, I promise to give out correct directions to you. bob
Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, Guy. 5's Boy, this 'space' thing ...ahem...inspires people. :D
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, no space booty for Kirk there, nurse Chappel had it in for Spock big time. Why? Well, remember that episode where Spock was saved from going blind by the last minute explanation that he had a subpair of eyelids on each side? Nurse Chappel was the onely femme in sickbay, so she musta been the only woman to know what else he had a surprise extra off.
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
May God bless Majel Barrett Roddenberry, who I affectionately call "Grandma Star Trek". She's carried on her hubby's sci-fi tradition for the delight of Star Trek fans everywhere. Guy, this parody is an interstellar howler, very funny and witty, it would put a smile on Spock's face!

Majel Barrett's Star Trek credits:

"Number One" in the first pilot "The Cage"
"Nurse Christine Chapel" in ST:TOS
"Lwaxana Troi" in ST:TNG
"The Voice Of The Computer" in ST:TOS, ST:TNG, ST:DS9, and ST:VYG.
"Dr. Julianne Belman" in "Earth: Final Conflict"
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...this is great
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, glad my piece helped inspire yours. Excellent job. Hmmm...dang, it's possible that YOUR parody might just have inspired ME to pen another "Trek" space-tango...
Spock - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
It would be most logical to assume that the Captain has become quite irregular.

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