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Song Parodies -> "Hey You Clown You've Got A Broken System"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Hey You Clown You've Got A Broken System"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to some of my more clueless users
Hey you clown you've got a broken system
Skills you have on hand ain't got a prayer
It's quite bad, you cannot run it now
You'll never clear it up; It ain't no good to whine

Now you turned fine wine back into water
You know your PC won't be the same
Registry's changed, it won't boot right now
Your PCs queered enough, this is not a good sign

Knocking about, blind like in a cloud, well
You'll dick it up, make it broke just real plow'd

If you find that it goes down like dog pooh (Down like dog pooh)
Just blow it up and use a claymore mine (Claymore mine)
Now get on, just get a brand new start
I'd go on down to Dell and get a different kind

Knocking about, blind like in a cloud, well
You'll dick it up, make it broke just real plow'd

You sit there spaced for days and you ain't got a clue

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Pat - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
1st sentence even got my
Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
For a moment, I thought you'd turned the corner and were addressing you-know-who on economics. As J. Winston L. would have said, "I shoulda known better."

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