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Song Parodies -> "National Enquire"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"National Enquire"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

And yes I know it is the National Enquirer and not the National Enquire, but it just works better with Enquire and everyone gets the point I hope.
You know that rag is so untrue.
You know they want you as a buyer.
Come on spend a buck or two.
Buy a National Enquire.

Could you maybe read Enquire?
Would you maybe read Enquire?
Who they get to write Enquire?

A woman procreates a zoo.
Some mime is said to be a liar.
Two year old wears size twelve shoes.
Body at a funeral perspires,

Newborn baby sings in choir.
Man with rabies cured with fire..
It's just so not right, Enquire.

They percolate the news for you.
Saddam's doubles won't retire.
So now keep their jobs, good news.
But he lost his left arm in a fire.

Come on baby read Enquire.
Come on baby read Enquire.
Everyone thinks they are liars, yeah.

What you believe is up to you,
They just warm up to your desire.
That must be some twisted crew,
That writes National Enquire.

Come on baby read Enquire.
Come on baby read Enquire.
Just go light that rag on fire.
Just go light that rag on fire.
Just go light that rag on fire.
Just go light that rag on fire.

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Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
How's this for a National Enquirer headline: Mike likes Guy's song!
Adagio - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Guess that's the best use for the Enquirer...kindling...:D Good job!!
Claude Prez - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Best tabloid song since "The A-Mazing Bigfoot Diet". Great job
Jay W - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Real funny but where's the long instrumental riff in the middle?

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