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Song Parodies -> "Gif"

Original Song Title:

"If (A picture paints a thousand words)"

Original Performer:

Bread

Parody Song Title:

"Gif"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Gif's a pic that works in MS Word,
And will work in Paint too.
But Word will never stress the hue that Paint will show.
If you're into watching movie clips,
Then what you need to know,
MPEG's are what will do,
Or Media will too.
But if you're needin' sound might wanna try,
Download yourself an MP3.

Gif's can spam from cyber places while online,
And annoy you.
Will get them everyday, just go online and play.
Gif's get wierd can keep evolving spamming quickly 'til you fry,
A reboot soon be due,
Before they all get through,
Then one by one, tool bars will all lock out,
Your system fries and simply dies away.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 11

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Adagio - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Great, Guy! 5's
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup, know this golden oldie too, and once again, Guy, you pounded the golden spike into it - no GIF's, LAN's or but's about it.
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Folks - by "pounded the golden spike", I mean that Guy, as always, nailed the pacing and internal rhyme.... good job, Guy.
Diva - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I learn something new every day reading your PC parodies.
Peregrin - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Great !
Spaff.com - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This made me giffaw.
Meriadoc - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I saw the title and started chuckling... Excellent!
Floyd's Garage - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG!!!! 5,5,5
Phil Alexander - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
:-) So, is the next one going to be J-P-E-G to YMCA?
Guy - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
No - 'Techies, Nerds and Geeks' - will post today. Enjoy.
Red Ant - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought this was really good and quite true, especially the ending lines. I can't count the number of time my machine has ground to a halt trying to open a page with umpteen megs worth of crappy banners all at once. And congrats for the first parody of this song here. I gif you 5s.
Guy - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Ant - stay off the porn sites and that shouldn't happen. heh heh. I know this how? I've stumbled upon a porn site or two googling and got GIFed to death by rampant raunch. I have since learned much more than I used to about search engines, like what not to ask for and what not to click on. I am so glad that I was not geeked yesterday. Thanks for the comment. And I really didn't know that I was the first to do this one.

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