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Song Parodies -> "Saliva"

Original Song Title:

"Elvira"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Oak Ridge Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Saliva"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Flem risin' like leaven, lips a foamy brine,
That spittle sure aids your digestion when you dine,
Or hock a runny frothin' if you're so inclined.
Just get rid of that saliva slime.

So I'm gurglin',
Saliva, saliva.
Not like perspire, saliva.
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Hockin' spittle all day.

Got one stuck in the back my throat a huge lugie halfway,
And I'm tryin' break it out the best I can.
I'm gonna bust this lunger, just need a loosen up my collar,
Just have to purge this salivary gland.

So I'm gurglin',
Saliva, saliva.
Not like perspire, saliva.
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Hockin' spittle all day.

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Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Gag! You got the flu? Good one.
Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey all...give a read to this..:D
Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Looks like the spit has hit the fan.
Guy - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Pat, No flu, please. The local news just said that the flu season is on us with a vengence - flem at 11.
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
DKTOS Guy, but a fun read !
Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny...you never heard of 'Elvira'? Guy, not wishing flu on you, heaven forbid!!!
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Adagio - I am familiar with Cassandra Peterson and her lovely bosom, but not this song...
Guy - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
JD - Not the same Elvira, I don't think.
Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"Eyes that look like heaven..." No, probably not the same Elvira.

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