Flem risin' like leaven, lips a foamy brine,
That spittle sure aids your digestion when you dine,
Or hock a runny frothin' if you're so inclined.
Just get rid of that saliva slime.

So I'm gurglin',
Saliva, saliva.
Not like perspire, saliva.
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Hockin' spittle all day.

Got one stuck in the back my throat a huge lugie halfway,
And I'm tryin' break it out the best I can.
I'm gonna bust this lunger, just need a loosen up my collar,
Just have to purge this salivary gland.

So I'm gurglin',
Saliva, saliva.
Not like perspire, saliva.
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Spitty up, oom hocka oom hocka luge now,
Hockin' spittle all day.