Think of your fellow man,
Gas can get out of hand.
Put a little flame to that fart.
Pressure is getting great,
Fresh air obliterate.
Put a little flame to that fart.
And the air, (and the air) you won't need to replace.
And the air, (and the air) you won't need to replace.
Blue flame, you'll see,
Out of your hin-ey.

Make sure your farts are dry,
You can make millions fry.
Put a little flame to that fart.
If you want the world to know,
Like McD's signs all show.
Tally all them up on a chart.
And the air, (and the air) you won't need to replace.
And the air, (and the air) you won't need to replace.
Blue flame, you'll see,
Out of your hin-ey.

So just don't fart around and,
Before you make that sound.
Buy a little lighter from quick mart.
A can of beans provide,
The gas that can be fried.
Put a little flame to that fart.
And the air, (and the air) you won't need to replace.
And the air, (and the air) you won't need to replace.
Blue flame, you'll see,
Out of your hin-ey.
Put a little flame to that fart....