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Song Parodies -> "John's Out Of Order"

Original Song Title:

"Down On The Corner"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"John's Out Of Order"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Oh I need relievin’; john's door got a sign,
Gotta find an outhouse, where the crescent moon don't shine.
Ported one seat quarters, mobile tinkle cup,
Willy wants the dew out, gotta go the pain is sharp.

John's out of order, closed down the suite,
Really gotta go boy, ain't playin',
Gotta piddle, gotta tweet.

Flusher spits a rush toward, there's pee pools in the aisle,
Stinky clumps of butt waste, so odorous the bile.
Oh Boy® tanks some gettin', for you go your dinky-doo,
Willy Mayket, Betty Doant, got troubles with the loo.

John's out of order; lift up your feet,
It's smellin' like manure boy decayin',
Backed up piddle to the street.

Down goes the plunger, out won't retreat,
Really quite a chore boy, it's stayin',
Moves no trickle or excrete.

Just can't plunge down any, it just hangs around,
It started with a trickle, when it made a funny sound.
John's now out of order, no more crappy noise,
Pee pools formin' all around, both restrooms girls and boys.

Plunge down that tuber, down the excrete,
Really need to bore boy conveyin',
Hope the bit'll pass the sheet.

Rounds every corner, dumps out in street,
Slipp'ry be the floor boy, what's layin',
Watch the piddle, watch your feet.

Brown in the corner, stainin' the tile,
Filthy to the core boy, it's stainin'
Stinky piddle, stinky bile.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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alvin - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
descriptively disgusting...also one of the funniest you've written....too many great lines to mention...twas a royal flush !..fave of the day
John Barry - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Appropriately enough, given the subject matter, I LMAO.
UnKnownVotress - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, I believe you've covered the 'subject" well , Sir. Humorous,yes, but I had to 'hold my nose' to get through it all.
Stan Hall - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Extra credit for the Willie Makeit/Betty Dont allusions. Would've given 7s for also fitting in "The Yellow River" by I. P. Daily and Uri Nation. :-)
SW - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Very very Funny! This really deserves 3- 5's!
Max Power - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Always take a cup of Espom salt to relieve constipation.
Peregrin - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Ewww ! Good Jobbie !
MasonR - April 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Never were urgency and plumbing so hilariously described! 555 (And I can't wait until you post a streaming video on YouTube)

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