-> "Unleash Me"
Original Song Title:
"Release Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Unleash Me"
The Lyrics
Please unleash me, hey hello!
Fi Fi's in heat and I must score,
To keep me tied up is a sin,
So unleash me, let me out of this pen.
There's a new cat next door here,
And he always comes so near,
He knows how far my rope unfolds,
So unleash me, I swear I'll bite him so.
Please unleash me, 'cause I see,
The postman coming to tease me.
He is no friend and he ain't kin,
Unleash me, I'll bite him on the shin.
Please unleash me, gotta go!
My friends are loose in packs of four,
There's Butch and Spot and Rin Tin Tin,
Unleash me, so I can romp again.
Please unleash me from this place,
I hear cars that I must chase.
On fire plugs my scent's gone cold,
Unleash me, or snarling, I will show.
When you got me from the pound,
A new fam'ly I have found.
You kept me inside from the cold,
You did not teach me how to go.
I was once warm, safe and snug,
Until I crapped on your new rug.
You've tied a leash around a tree,
At least though I have a place to pee.
Last time loose I found a skunk,
I was so sure it was a cat.
He sprayed me good with his urine,
Unleash me, I won't go near again.
Please unleash me set me free,
To be tied up is such a bore.
That bush tailed rodent nut did hurl,
Unleash me and let me chase that squirrel.
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